Tom Lynch

[Tom Lynch @FullTimeHaunter]

@DataDInvesting @ConanOBrien @jimmykimmel Saying those things are true while claiming to be data driven doesn't inspire confidence in your due diligence, chief.

[Tom Lynch @FullTimeHaunter]

@GigaBasedDad Honestly I love paying taxes toward my health care. Turns out doing so is cheaper for me than health insurance and *just works*.

Come on now.

[Tom Lynch @FullTimeHaunter]

@HaangEmHiigh Because WWE have telegraphed the obvious reveal that Bianca orchestrated it so Jade doesn't eclipse her, and we know already.

[Tom Lynch @FullTimeHaunter]

@archaeochron In the first place, you weren't selling out venues of the size routinely sold out today, so no.

In the second,many wrestling fans are YOUNGER THAN THE TERRITORY ERA ENDING OF COURSE THEY DON'T KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT IT.

[Tom Lynch @FullTimeHaunter]

@PeteQuinnell You and Tempest helped persuade me to step from Quizzlemania into the wider Trident landscape. I hope the two of you still do things together in future.

[Michael Irving @MikeIrvo]

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

[Tom Lynch @FullTimeHaunter]

@KarazazuN @Peston Nope. We knew this was dumb.

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

there was a significant number of people on here who were absolutely convinced for no reason that SBF was going to completely get away with it

like, not even an arrest or trial

here’s one of them

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I hope Colbert knows that John Carpenter voluntarily leaving his couch to hang out is basically American knighthood

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Companies who play these games don’t deserve your labor

Via u/spidey1030

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

There will be more spin than ever of the coming months.

But we must never forget who broke our NHS.

Please RT if you agree.

[David Lo Pun-ch Nazis @helpmeskeletor]

Lol an archaeology website had a AI write an article on the scimitar and they accidentally scraped a Dungeons and Dragons description.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Maybe we shouldn’t be super literal about a nearly 240-year-old document that defined Black people as 3/5 of a person?

[Matthew Sweet @DrMatthewSweet]

Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Ohhh, I can block the Twitter Blue reply guys all at once...they're always right at the top.

Hey! Hey...trans women are women! Climate change is caused by people! Healthcare is a human right! Birth control should be free and abortion should be legal!

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

A lot of laughs: the brand new edition of Private Eye is out now!

[Tom Lynch @FullTimeHaunter]

@BigBillMoon @VictoriaCoren @wynaliu @oatmemo @NYTGames What an interesting post with which to put the term "insufferable" into people's minds.