Brett Perkins

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@realsashastone Network

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@discussbaseball In Manny's defense his trot is the same as his sprint.

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@JDunlap1974 I spent more time with this dude then both my parents combined.

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@miles_commodore Excuse me while I whip this out

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If it's a Japanese movie made before 1990, Chishu Ryu will be in it. That's the rule and it's a good one.

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@miles_commodore Would get more love with a good ending.

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@Nationals creating the gold standard for bullpen meltdowns.

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Feels like a thousand years ago when people were still naive enough that pouring a bucket of ice on your head was equivalent to running with the bulls in Pamplona.

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@JenniferSey The inevitable "actually it's a good thing" phase.

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@Trash_Man84 East coast only

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Mail-ins arriving before Election Day:
🔵 Bass: 38.1%
🔴 Pratt: 27.9%
🔵 Raman: 20%

Mail-ins arriving after Election Day:
🔵 Raman: 37% (+17% surge)
🔵 Bass: 34.9% (-3% drop)
🔴 Pratt: 19% (-9% drop)

Who are we kidding here? This is fraud.

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@DirtyOlTrucker Now that is what a truck is supposed to look like.

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@mrmikeMTL Anyone who has ever packed their kitchen for a move knows the answer. Bonus points for having used the item 2 times or less in the 40 years. Double points if it was a gift.

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In the last 17 days we have received only 1 piece of USPS mail that wasn't unsolicited junk mail and it was an unnecessary appointment reminder. No better than the neighborhood dog that craps in our yard and expects us to dispose of it.

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@CrazyVibes_1 Since there were no microwaves and the oven was off limits I survived on mayonnaise sandwiches and spoonfuls of brown sugar.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Your kid’s childhood goes by fast.

Their high school graduation ceremonies, however, do not.

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@PatMcAfeeShow @AdamSchefter Dude, you have lost your touch as an NFL shill. "Massive" is a good start but you didn't tie it into the league's world domination plan. You could at least hint that the Jams logo will be the official helmet decal of the London Jaguars.

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@QVC selling strategy:
1)Show color options first. Viewer has now become personally invested by small choice.
2)Create plausible scenarios where product is useful. Helps viewer justify unneeded purchase.
3)Create urgency. Supply of YOUR size/color running low. "Low" price ending.

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

College athletics is so crazy now.

Cal baseball, a team located on the Pacific coast but somehow in the ACC, flew to Charlotte, North Carolina for a single-elimination conference tournament game against Stanford… a school 90 minutes from their campus.

They traveled 2,715 miles across the country to play a regional rival, lost one game, then had to hop on a 5.5-hour flight back to California 😂

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@jarvis_best He good