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@cooter72_47 @markschlereth I could probably come up with a more elaborate scheme, but say something ambiguous

Schefter: “Player X left practice early (Got up slow, struggled in practice, etc). Something to keep an eye on”

Boom: “We have the best odds on the game. Add the under on Player X for more $”

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@BensonForHart It was worth it because I get another giant for my all-time Sabres theme team on hut.

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@cjwynes @thechosenberg Normal people don’t. Friendzoned orbiters and male feminists prey on damaged, unwell women. They try to get them into a fucked up physical or emotional state and “guy best friend” their way into some pussy by “being there” for them

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@CountinPaypa @Peterisrandom He ghosts her, she goes to work and says “Peter left me. Now we can be together”. Then coworker guy says “uhh, sorry. I don’t want a cheater as a girlfriend”

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@haylen630 @drsuffy And the he boomer’s son is selling a clapped out 240 for the same price

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@PenginRob @now_grace @jdflynn The move is to have a killer retort. At work, I hear one of 3 jokes from damn near every patient. They say their joke, I say mine. It crushes, then I look like the funniest guy on earth.

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@bartygooch @BuffaloSabres @WGR550 @SenecaBuffalo Get ready buddy, the Sons of Anarchy babies are grown up now. There will be many variations of the name “Jackson” in the next few drafts.

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@heyitslilylane @ActressMarvels Step your game up, lily. Your shit is weak

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@claytonBigzby69 @AegisSloan4 @TxForever You’re reacting to a troll on a literal gooner bait post. Buddy, you ain’t normal thinking

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@BeamRider100 @ywomendeservles You swoop in, tip your fedora and defend m’lady’s honor with some variation of “incel” and “small penis” insults. Then you’ll be drowning in it

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@h0w_wow @NFLFrascella lol, I’m calling everybody that could possibly help from now on

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@h0w_wow @NFLFrascella That’s a good move by her. I got a speeding ticket. My cousin is a cop in the town. Grandma says “have cousin take care of it”. I say “nah, it’s nbd”. $275 later, I’m getting them taken care of from now on

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@AlexanderH1982 @Sabrestalkv2 I’m gonna be furious if we get the wrong Daxon reindeer last name.

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@Trevor47Forever @DAKKADAKKA1 @Grxit Well that backfired, eh?

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@historical70762 @LaceVine Ok, go ahead and give a girl a handmade coupon book, that she can redeem for sex acts, instead of jewelry for her birthday. See how well that goes

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@Ziff54813Arnold @ReclaimD1 They show up as the “funny, super personality” hoes. They probably were being made fun of. The dudes huddled up like “geez, these two bozos won’t shut up”.

Every time they try to be funny, the guys look at each other and roll their eyes, “there they go yapping again”

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@Viktor_Sense @OliverJia1014 They’re redditors

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@thatguyyy43 @FreeRangeWhites It’s muhfuggin June-ateenff

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@Echo_nomics @rocky_talley @DschlopesIsBack Had to dig deep into the meme folder. The tweet is still up

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@LonoSG @winston49795 @nypost You made the claim bozo. Watch how easy this is…

Lono is a douche, here’s my proof

https://t.co/ZGLyeLxOjG