John James (your e-pal)

A friendly artist and risograph printer @ Secret Room Press (he/him) Professional copywriter

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

Hire someone friendly and cute to write words on your behalf
https://t.co/2DdOaVOHeZ

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

this website sucks

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

I've returned to make an announcement!

*Secret Room Work•Shop* will be an art gallery, weird shop, and active RISO print studio pop-up located at the Lloyd Center Mall. We’ll be open from Nov 9th until Dec 23rd with events every week! 🙃

@/secretroompress <- elsewhere
see ya👋

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

Alright, we're really gonna do it!
*details to come*

[Spicy Big Dad @ObeseChess]

[pounding rhythmically on countertop] bog hat, bog hat, Bog Hat, Bog HAT, BOG HAT, BOG HAT

[S A M ! @ComicNerdSam]

I like Fleischer mouth movements, each one looks like a different kind of pervert

[Abby Denton @mizabitha]

Oh! I see the syntactical ambiguity. Sorry. No, there's shrimp IN the rice. I cooked it myself.

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

Workin' at @floating_world today if you wanna come say hello and buy some comics!

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

@DiscussingFilm pronounced "socks"

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

@lizyerby I understand but do not approve!
Andy Kaufman falls into the category for me that toes the line between "comedy" and "performance art" in a way that definitely works for me but is instantly reasonable (in my opinion) to not gel with.

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

the music comin' in at the end really brings it all together for me

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

I love youtube comments

[Joe Streckert @JoeStreckert]

This recipe nails it. Growing up my nana would always bake a king's hand just like this every Michaelmas. It's nice to see the tradition is alive and well.

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

This is fascinating and a bummer!

[Adam Faze @adamfaze]

i've officially stumbled upon the weirdest thing i've ever seen.

on a spotify radio this week, 1 song annoyingly kept playing. except every time I looked, it was a different song name and artist entirely.

so I started keeping track. here's 49 of them.
https://t.co/VrmYPyQQqg

[Blank Check Podcast @blankcheckpod]

Protect him at all costs

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

@j_mcelroy Best Loony Tunes-themed ferry that takes people across the Adriatic Sea from Croatia to Italy.

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

See ya there!!

[VanCAF @VancouverComics]

We're so thrilled to finally share with you our VanCAF 2023 Poster by the incredible KATHLEEN GROS! @kagcomix
VanCAF 2023 returns to The Roundhouse Community Arts & Recreation Centre May 20 & 21st, 10AM-5PM! SEE YOU THERE ✌️❤️

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

we are bad at graf

in big, simple letters with terrible layout on the side of a dumpy apartment complex

[Simon of Romford @PeopleOfUK]

What's your favourite piece of graffiti? I don't know if mine still exists, but there used to be one saying "Lubię rosół". Which translates as "I like chicken noodle soup". How could you not?

[John James (your e-pal) @FunJohnJames]

@ConundrumCanada @GenevieveLebleu @brokenpencilmag An excellent debut from an unbelievably talented artist! I stand by it!