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[nicksaguibo @nicksaguibo]

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Black Friday shopping be like 😂 http://t.co/eSUyQBdrlV

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Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. RT if your mind = blown.

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"Hi, Welcome to Hollister. Here's your gas mask and your flashlight."

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I don’t understand how some people can look good every single day

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Things I haven't learned in high school: How To Pay bills Buy a house Apply for college But I can graph a polynomial function

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when u walk away from an item at a store http://t.co/Kj7REc0tM9

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My boyfriend keeps taking pictures of me http://t.co/ILBewhfrR7

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My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity

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I tell my parents a funny story, then it turns into a "life-lesson"

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Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

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When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you've won, it just means your stupidity isn’t worth my time.

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2 birds that ruined my life: http://t.co/8H5LeJromU

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My momma always told me, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

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Fact: Every day, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak.

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School has two O's in it. So does the Holocaust. Wake up America.

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Meanwhile in jail...

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The robot that NASA sent to Mars has 14 years of battery life... They should make smartphones.

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Crazy what media does to your mind... http://t.co/3nQidF34oM

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justen beeber pls http://t.co/8upHaQFLza