Justin Murphy

I do not give Facebook permission to print anything off my computer.

[Justin Murphy @FunWithJustin]

Cavaliers blew a 3-1 deficit.

[Justin Murphy @FunWithJustin]

@Kits_Playz @SNYGiants Oh, it's because this particular president fucks kids.

[Justin Murphy @FunWithJustin]

@AttorneyCPA @maddenifico Best we can do is a baker at work.

[Justin Murphy @FunWithJustin]

@niallhosking @Frisky_gaijing @GovPressOffice You mean grainy images aren't sources?

[. @LakerFan1234000]

now that Trump might become president again.

- Palestinians will no longer exist.
- Ukraine will be taken over by Russia (Russia will attempt to move further into Europe).
- We will be paying 3k more per year because of Trumps tarrifs.
- Our taxes will stay the same, but don’t worry because Elon Musk will see his taxes go down!
- Women will no longer have access to healthcare.
- Mass deportation of both illegal and legal immigrants (terrible for economy).
- 6 Trillions will be added to the debt compared to Harris who was only going to add 2 trillion.

anddddd the leader of our country is a sexual abuser, pedophile, rapist, racist, who tried to overthrow our government.

really good job guys 🫶

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

The Biden economy is so strong businesses are willing to hire convicted felons out on bail.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Let’s get 500 retweets as soon as possible on Colin Allred absolutely humiliating Ted Cruz

[Sara Spector @Miriam2626]

I prosecuted sexual assault cases in Texas.
I prosecuted these cases for 17 years.
I never prosecuted an undocumented immigrant for rape.
I prosecuted multiple Christian pastors for rape.
As a descendant of a holocaust survivor, I have to speak up against this hate.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Who did this? 🤣

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) @fmanjoo]

nice speech but she avoided all the tough issues

1) electric boats vs sharks
2) low-flow toilets not flushing it all down
3) steam vs electric carrier catapults
4) with wind power can’t watch TV when the wind isn’t blowing
5) no position on Hannibal Lecter

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: RFK Jr. just announced that Kamala Harris refused to even meet with him. Retweet so all Americans see this and know Kamala Harris is already putting her incredibly decision making abilities on display.

[MWT @mountainwesttax]

I’m really worried about a tax on unrealized capital gains over $100M

[Justin Murphy @FunWithJustin]

@PettyLupone Okay, but how are we supposed to know her position about sharks, capsizing electric boats, windmills and Hannibal Lecter?

[GA Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger @GaSecofState]

Georgia’s elections are secure. The winner here in November will reflect the will of the people. History has taught us this type of message doesn’t sell well here in Georgia, sir.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT, trump just destroyed HIMSELF at this NABJ Convention, when asked why Black people should vote for him when he's been so disrespectful...

His answer was evasive and straight up disrespectful.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

they had one

[Justin Murphy @FunWithJustin]

@AmyLynnStL Smellegance.

[Justin Murphy @FunWithJustin]

@hmemcpy Started with Visual SourceSafe. Then CVS, ClearCase, SVN, TFS and git.

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

This is the most cringe shit I have ever seen in my entire tech career

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

"How much you want us to lose, gawd DAMN"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO