Nougat Hand Bank

Data-driven pragmatist.

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Parapolitics Twitter goes analog

[Seth Ackerman @SethAckerman]

this article from last summer, published in the miriam adelson-owned daily israel hayom at a moment of trump-bibi tensions over gaza, never got the attention it deserved.

it might help explain the mystery of why trump keeps being so deferential to netanyahu despite seemingly holding all the cards in the relationship.

https://t.co/akbhxk0DZv

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

Dr. Oz announcing new Medicaid requirements:

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Ari has a terrific record when it comes to claims about links to Al Qaeda so I trust this

[remx @biigrem]

Someone stole my debit card info and spent $700 at Barnes & Noble in New York. What kind of academic thug behavior is this 💔💔💔

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

I used to work directly across the street from the Superdome and every single morning when I got to work I would sing “Long before the Superdome, where the Saints of football play …”

[Polly @PollyPorridge]

I don’t think we respect the Simpsons musical adaptation of a Streetcar Named Desire enough. It should be spoken about with the same kind of reverence as Planet of the Apes the musical but I think it’s cause most people don’t know Streetcar isn’t a musical.

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

@TheRigLib

[. @CWillis_Worm]

He was not lying

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Read a book!

Specifically “Black Sunset” by Clancy Sigal

[🔻Commie-sama ☭ @magikarp424]

Where did all the communists in the US go after WWII? Ours weren’t genocided like they were in the global south. No need. They had switched sides peacefully

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

You actually cannot read non-Christian Norse literature. Pre-Christian Norse literature consists of like a comb that someone wrote “comb” on, in runes

[Rory Johnston @Rory_Johnston]

literally yesterday

[Alex JER-dun @alexjordanATL]

this week, pro-Israel lawmakers in Congress are inserting measures into various "must pass" National Security bills to effectively try and bury US-Israel cooperation underground, where it can be protected from nefarious forces like "accountability" and "oversight"

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

I bet this shit sucks so bad lmao

[dart @poordart]

Hahahahahahaha

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

I oppose this. It should be a water park

[ABC News @ABC]

President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently.

Read more: https://t.co/PdI3ZarEYr

[Settlers From Within @SettlersFW]

Rabbi Shmuli praised Itamar Ben-Gvir and thanked him for his achievements, referring to the death penalty law for Palestinian prisoners, and invited him to come to the United States to strengthen the Jews there.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

What is going on in the sewers of New York City? It's a question locals and officials are trying to answer as people have been seen popping in and out of the ground.

“Seven grown adults going down there? Got to be something, man,” a local said. https://t.co/6OqhYvHY57

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Levels of Brandonization previously thought impossible

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Trump’s semi regular proof-of-life news conferences are starting to approach Late Biden levels of causing more worry than they’re assuaging

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Trump on Iran attacking Kuwait:

There is a reason for everything, and we hit them pretty hard... They were slightly provoked; they were reciprocating.