Nougat Hand Bank

Data-driven pragmatist.

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Parapolitics Twitter goes analog

[Tooslick @AltTooslic39510]

I'm hearing reports of mass seppukus being committed across thousands of BJJ and MMA gyms across southern Brazil.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.” That’s not even close to the definition of insanity! Really bugs me when people say this.

[Cosmonaut Star💫🏴🔻 @Solidarity_Star]

We are back bitch

[yoshimi battles dracula @nise_yoshimi]

me: so the gulf war, which didn't take place-

baudrillard: no it did. I mean like actually. It happened

me: (long pause) you said it didn't

baudrillard: no that was a metaphor

me: what the fuck

[cosmic jester @cosmicjester]

Britain basically exists as a warning for how bad our country will get unless we start saying no to the boomerocracy

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

A lot going on tonight!

[The Times of Israel @TimesofIsrael]

Report: In ‘unprecedented confrontation,’ IDF chief resisting carrying out military action ordered by Netanyahu relating to Iran
https://t.co/PMbtG0yggU

[Mark Ames @MarkAmesExiled]

prediction markets as the latest form of political propaganda intended to shape public opinion & create a false sense of inevitability
https://t.co/lvnzpg3amg

[pat @catchmeorlgo]

me following serbian and brazilian elections from vienna, austria

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Full on crisis underway in Israel as the military is pushing back on a Netanyahu order re Iran

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Celebrations erupted across Belgrade as Serbia's student-backed movement claimed a major victory over Aleksandar Vucic's long-standing ruling party.

The result follows nearly two years of protests after a railway station collapse in Novi Sad killed 16 people in 2024.

[Robert Kearney @Robkearney1981]

I suspect that, when the final decision was made, more Brazilians preferred Lula—who, for all his faults, still represents the old Brazil (coastal, Catholic, Portuguese, SoDem)—over another Bolsonaro, who embodies the newer Americanization trend in Latin America, complete with its neo-Pentecostal craziness.

In a sense, Lula stands for traditional Brazilian culture and mores, whereas Bolso reeks of foreign influence and distinctly un-Brazilian ideas.

[Esoteric Shaggyism @EsoShaggy]

EXCLUSIVE: James Lindsay is a swinger who had a nazi mistress he had an affair with.

She leaked EVERYTHING on the anti-Woke Right crusader, from the sexts, to secret handlers, to pedophile sex cults.
https://t.co/Oj7aRO0orl

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

It’s great that Maher has spent months sucking up to Trump and the result is Trump writes his version of “Ulysses” entirely about how much Bill Maher sucks

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

I think this is Trump’s longest Truth Social post ever written.

[💀🥀🖤🥀💀 @_smert_miru_]

Total Catholic victory in Brazil. Send in the inquisition Lula. Stamp out the evangelical heresy destroying your country.

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

It’s truly refreshing to see that in 2026 there is still a red line for Americans; admittedly, it’s something that previous generations would have stormed a candidate’s headquarters over, but still, I’ll take venue cancellations

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

NEW on @zeteo_news—

Venues are *pulling out* of hosting Vivek Ramaswamy for his final bus tour across Ohio.

“We’re getting calls that people don’t want him there,” a top Ohio Republican says. “It’s that damn ad.”

From @andrewperezdc & Swin Suebsaeng:https://t.co/tSrXos8iSR

[yimmy zuckenberl @yimmybastard]

mods mods modssss modddsssss i spilled my juice

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Isn’t this what ultimately got his dad locked up? Let’s hope for a repeat

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇧🇷 Flávio Bolsonaro officially rejects results of presidential election against Lula da Silva.

"It is impossible to recognize the election results… we will use our legal team, we will request the annulment of these elections."

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

Got scared at the pumpkin patch