High Func. Alcoholic

I drink wine

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@pocono_mtn @GaetaSusan Its where the pee is stored

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@alxfllws Hope that wasn’t to me. They are generally monosyllabic insults about red bull

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@jchelle36 WRONG
Every British person knows it’s
1) Microwave the tea bag (2 mins)
2) Microwave the milk (26 mins)
3) Microwave the microwave (2 mins)
4) Add room temperature water
5) Stir
6) 2 sugars love

[High Func. Alcoholic @Functional_Alky]

@WardieJerusalem @AFP That was a rollercoaster

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@rooshv Looks like a scene from Akira

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@KAYXSUU Nope. I did it at 27 and it was one of the best decisions of my life

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2020 is very spicy

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@DaftLimmy F

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“Prince William tells how bad eyesight help him overcome anxiety of giving important speeches - Evening Standard”

Is...isn’t he a chopper pilot? https://t.co/AQHUAk1lR4

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@CountDankulaTV

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@ShanRose14 Oh dear he’s a ‘stand up wiper’

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@funnyellacool @JoshxSupreme03 @prescodmarcell1 I’m an alcoholic and a geologist. Why would I buy that bag? I could only fit 1 wine and 1 rock in there. #knowyourmarket

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I miss Pangea

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@fras99 Deadpool

Sweet

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@benshapiro Poo Fighters

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

The intense fight I have ever seen 😂😂😂 https://t.co/95y4c2ROGI

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@AventuraObscura I though she was buried with her favourite bong

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@klstudio_ Fennel

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@_youhadonejob1 Black Cheese