FunctionalDissident

retired fire Captain/CEP. former college adjunct professor.proud dad/granddad.
bachelor's degree. dog lover. center-left independent.

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

This is the perfect depiction of why I still hold out hope!

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

@Degree why won't you clearly label the clear stick deodorant???
It's a pain in the ass.
Side note...why do you even still make the chalky stick?

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

Mangolini: we have to attack Iran because they want to destroy Isreal. They think Isreal shouldn't exist.

*what about Russia? Putin feels that way about Ukraine. *

Mangolini: we love god

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

'We love you god'.
Bwaaahhaaa
What a fuckn buffoon

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

@billmaher pls, pls stop having MAGAts on yur show. There is no value to having someone like @WesleyHuntTX on. Lies every time he opened his mouth. The hypocrisy was border line unbearable. You're not helping when u normalize these assholes

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

@MAGAVoice Bwaaahhaaa
Retard

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

Don't ever shop at @MyBobs .
They will upsell you on warranties that they will do everything in their power not to honor

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

Who made this?

😂

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

As I watch Mangolini sign yet another EO after staring blankly like a student who lost the point of the lecture mid way thru, I was reminded of a former MAGAt talking point.
"Who is pulling Joe's strings"?
Another case of GQP/Cheesus projection that came back around

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

@smerconish and @CNN (FQX2), you have become a joke. U have Peter Navarro and allow him to just spew lies w/o push back. Didn't even ask about his made up economic mentor.
U are complicit in our country slipping into autocracy
Shame on u

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

You know you're being railroaded when, to provide evidence of your 'hostile behavior', you are asked if yelling- or just raising your voice to be heard on scene of a working house fire- is appropriate.
Oh I did phrase it as, 'listen to yur fuckn radio'
*pearl clutch*

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

This 'meal' at @ChipotleTweets was almost $15.
A Burrito bowl
'Large' chips/salsa
Steak Burrito
1st and LAST time using @DoorDash

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

YES! That DOGE Dividend will help me get some eggs!
Woot woot.
I mean, my granddaughter won't have education, a right to her own body, my mixed race grandson will have to carry 'papers',neither will have jobs or be able to afford a home but at least I'm getting 5K

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

Ultra MAGAt @KidRock on @billmaher just advocated for big gov't.
Wants new laws to protect HIS industry.
It never gets old w these assholes

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

@ByronDonalds on @billmaher let the cat out of the bag and said what I've been warning about.
'Send education back to the states'.
Education is the new Roe.
'Put the [taxes] we collect directly into the hands of parents'.
Recipe to charter/private/religious schools and screw pub

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

Not surprised to see @smerconish is towing the new line @CNN has taken vis-a-vis MAGAts.
Great 'interview' w @ByronDonalds .
No different than FQX. Just let him lie w/o push back.
Also, to complain that the hearings were overshadowed. That's on YOU for choosing what to cover

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

@MSNBC @jrpsaki @SenAdamSchiff when are you and the Ds gonna learn? Biden was 100% right to pardon Hunter. Look wat Mangolini has already done.
His voters view 'taking the hi road' as weakness.
Every D should have treated today as wat they preach-a 'legit threat'
WAKE UP
2yrs

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

ANOTHER truly horrible episode of @nbcsnl

[FunctionalDissident @FunctonalD]

@smerconish I think JRB has a chance to end up in the company of FDR and LBJ