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[Chris Fowler @cbfowler]

Great memory:10 yrs ago @CollegeGameDay visited Williams College. Mr Corso donned the Ephs’ Purple Cow, called the W vs Amherst. Fun day!

[Will C @williec9]

“@ESPNBoston: Edelman fined $5K for firing ball into stands http://t.co/cOfZi1eTbe” @Funedis

[Z @Funedis]

It appears that alcohol is playing keep away from my intelligence #LastWeekendInNYC @scottiehappyhr @nickprak23

[Z @Funedis]

Section 417 row 4 seats 1, 2 and row 5 seats 1, 2 #CapitalOneWin

[Z @Funedis]

That cocaine was medicinal

[Z @Funedis]

Have i ever done drugs? Never have, never will. This body is a temple.

[Z @Funedis]

Thats a guaranteed disaster like eating a burrito before sex or having the cowboys win a game in December

[Z @Funedis]

If I have peanuts my throat shuts up faster than a girl in math class

[Z @Funedis]

Its Halloween so it's not a crime to fall asleep on your neighbor's roof

[Z @Funedis]

It's a law like water or dinosaurs

[Z @Funedis]

You have to grab life by the tits and SQUEEZE!

[Z @Funedis]

The browns should pick Thad Castle in the upcoming draft #bms @EverettCase @DGOLK22

[Z @Funedis]

“@andrewHbartsch: Broke @thenorthface jacket out 🍂” @ShitPussiesSay

[Z @Funedis]

Shit my ass is tighter than the economy

[Z @Funedis]

“@codesforguys: Hardest decision of childhood: Charmander, Squirtle or Baulbasaur.” @StevenMenking

[Z @Funedis]

I'm going to infinity and beyond @Gr000ver @StevenMenking

[Z @Funedis]

It's like I am a Dominican baseball player in little league, just not fair for everyone else

[Z @Funedis]

It's five inches but its thick

[Z @Funedis]

I was playing madden the Aaron Hernandez edition