Nasty Funeral Director

Owner and undertaker of Firethorn House Funeral Parlour.
Just an un-compassionate miserable undertaker.

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@loueete14620 Hard to know who's comforting who, they both need each other

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@trussliz So this post is working out well @trussliz , what would the lettuce have done.?? Probably more than you.
Adios

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@EE Bloody useless, still can't receive incoming calls, can't put my divert my calls to my mobile so can't offer an oncall service.
Thanks @EE c0ckw0ombles

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Meet our new funeral arrangements, Debbie, do be sure to pop in and say hello if you're passing Firethorn House
#funeralcare #funeraldirector #coffinclub #funeralcelebrant

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Nothings to much trouble for a good undertaker like me.
Family wanted a lovely picture of a watering can with flowers on the service booklets ❤️
#funeralcare #funeralflowers #funeraldirector #mortuary

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Fucking idiot
#AaronBushnell #Aaron_Bushnell

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I need to see evidence of the crying children.
After my week it'll cheer me up no end

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The Willy Wonka experience, on the left was what was advertised, on the right is what you got.

The Police were called and the people running it in Glasgow were forced to refund the tickets.

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@GBMofficial @hairmetalchef Wtf is he wearing

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@HumanBollard That guy is my hero, I should have gone into business with him

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@benonwine Fake

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How I love Christmas eve, the atmosphere it magical.
Mrs N scowls angrily as I wrap the last few presents, barely a word is spoken, it's a lovely time of year 🤣🤣🤣
Happy Christmas from the Nasty household

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@NileGardiner Thankfully Stammer isn't prime minister

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@NileGardiner Just drop him for the outrageous poofery

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@THEJamesWhale They need to get back to work and get on with their privileged middle class lives

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@HumanBollard @cowellandrew Let's hope they've cancelled the two Ronnie's this year

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@Flex_Like_Bobby My shitters a one way street, Mrs N tried to give me a pokey bum wank once, she got a black eye for that

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@Joey7Barton Who thought it was a good idea to let the split arses play the beautiful game anyway.
They should be at home looking after their homes, husbands and children. Not paying football

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@Flex_Like_Bobby @Joey7Barton You're 5yo has issues

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@GarethDavies007 It'd be cheaper to fly her back to Gaza, they need Dr's there too, win

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@TiceRichard Bring back Margaret Thatcher, she'd sort this shit out single handed