Gretchen Lee

A curious, creative force. Master of Nothing. Ennegram Type 6. A fan of the Oxford comma, obscure history, and baklava.

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@Jenro268960 @speechanddebate I'm so sorry that your daughter had to go through that, and as a parent, I'm so sorry that you got that call. Her account is very true. It's a parent's worst nightmare. So many kids standing outside, in total shock. To pretend that it was a "minor inconvenice" is disgusting.

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@linorulli Name:
“Lino’s Repent-a-Lent-a-thon”

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

Yesterday, @FakeTylerV on @catholicguyshow said that no one knows what an aardvark really looks like.

So, I had each of my three kids draw an aardvark to test that theory.

Survey says: Tyler is right. We truly are an aardvark-ignorant nation. I blame Kyle.

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

Congrats to @linorulli and @catholicguyshow for your triumphant return to live shows this week... Looking forward to the live ballyhoo, shenanigans, and of course, more sunflowers.

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@linorulli - See that? Perfect bite right there...

Going to start off the new year right by saving the best bite for last.

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@catholicguyshow
My daughter was proud to play at her band concert this evening....

I didn’t have the heart to tell her that with only three musicians in the group, she’s not in a real band.

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

Did some screen printing with my kids recently and was so happy with how this @catholicguyshow inspired print turned out, that I framed it for my office. I foresee an entire series in the works...
#Kermuppets

[Lino's Apartment Rat @RatInfestedNYC]

Retweet this if you want @FatherJimChern to play the stadium organ at Fenway Park for #CatholicGuyCon2019. Come on nasty @catholicguyshow listeners. Let’s make this dream a reality.

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@catholicguyshow, On my way to babysit, I mean coach elementary kids at Cross Country running, and only this shirt seemed appropriate for the task.

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

Curse you, @linorulli! I’ve been singing Air Supply for the last 12 hours and dreamt about dudes with fuzzy hair and guitars whining in a dimly lit room. #PoorlyProduced

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@pierogiplease, is it safe to assume that bountiful pierogi will@be available at the Table of Plenty?

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@FakeTylerV @catholicguyshow What humors me is that of all of the shots taken here, @FatherJimChern and @LT_TheBiblegeek only object to their height being misrepresented. 😂

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@schrenk, I went to a baptism in Pittsburgh today and there were no pierogi at the reception luncheon.

Is this baptism valid by canon law?

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@LT_TheBiblegeek Is that Our Lady of Perpetual Handwashing on the left?

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@catholicguyshow
Overjoyed and full of pride as my 6-year-old officially confirms plans to attend Fr. Jim’s School of Theology and Campus Ministry this fall.

#CollegeSigningDay
#The3rdStudent
#SomeKnowledge

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@catholicguyshow Ellen DeGeneres, LeBron James

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

The miracle of the multiplication of fish and loaves is proof that even Jesus wasn’t a fan of long division problems.

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@FakeTylerV Tyler, congratulations on buying your first car at 29 years old. #AffirmationNook

[Gretchen Lee @FunkAndWagnella]

@linorulli Seeing you so euphoric on Facebook was the best thing I’ve seen today. So happy for you, Lino!

#ChristmasIsNotOver