BFD

Dogs, cats, pink pussy hats, and Blue 24/7.

[BFD @FunkhouserBam]

When I was One,
I had just begun.
When I was Two,
I was nearly new.
When I was Three,
I was hardly Me.
When I was Four,
I was not much more.
When I was Five,
I was just alive.
But now I am Six, I’m as clever as clever.
So I think I’ll be six now for ever and ever. 💔#SandyHook

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@ericpalmsprings Love him.

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@PrimeVideo Fix the mics. Lots of static

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@techgirl1908 We deserve to be reviled. I turned out but I wouldn’t hold your breath. There are a lot of dumb bitches in this demographic.

[BFD @FunkhouserBam]

@ThatEricAlper Take on Me.

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@SoVeryBritish Mombo

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@notcapnamerica They were always problematic. Woodstock ‘99 was a harbinger. That’s why a lot of women GenX’ers have cats and would vote for the bear. These dudes probably have license plates that say NO FAT CHIX.

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@EdNight666 @donlemon A college student this ignorant? There is no excuse. What he’s really saying is he voted for yam tits and is too much of a chicken shit to say it on camera.

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@donlemon Getting that f’n sweatshirt off you ; the value of my degree is plummeting with every moronic word coming out of your mouth

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@RepJackKimble Sounds like someone with some passive income.

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@kurinsky_eo @ElieNYC I hate us right now. What the fuck is wrong with white Gen X women? I’m embarrassed to show my face because of these dipshits.

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All big fat quizzes going forward are required to have the Demetriou ‘s as a team. #bfq

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@gaughen Fair enough.

[Octavio Medina @octavio_medina]

Portugal sharing the boat with Qatar and North Korea

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

Le Pen must be fuming

Her party loses the election, now she has to watch boat loads of foreigners enter Paris

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@BklynMichael42 @ElieNYC Real missed opportunity to have Catherine Deneuve light the torch with a cigarette.

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@me_longworth That was the best part!

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@lovestoned Fair play.

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@amyliztweets I’d buy them a Hulu subscription and tell them to go watch Handmaids Tale.