PATIENT: doctor im so depressed, i dont know what to do
DOCTOR: well whatever you do dont go see Pagliacci, the shittiest clown in the fucking world
PATIENT:
@gtmulligan@stanfordNYC@rememberlenny right but it’s actually fine to make fun of people who are posting obvious engagement bait, because theyre stupid and annoying
i think i’m gonna delete my twitter acct in a day or two. come over to bluesky, the vibes are pretty good over there. i miss you guys but like, fuck elon forever
@Sabrina45X he started calling me by my first name instead of “daddy” like the moment he learned my name, and i was like 🤷🏻♂️ i did witness other parents sometimes insisting that their kid not use their name and it’s like, why? that’s literally your name
@Sabrina45X for me there was always a tension between “i should inform him of the correct pronunciation” and “damn that is hellah cute and he’s so young and cute, i wish this would last forever”
(he’s moving out on his own next week)