Jess

I made Dan Marino laugh once. — she/her

[trash jones @jzux]

every season is spooky season when civil society is disintegrating

[AJ @willjames93]

MF look like the Mucinex bug

[Ben Palmer @benjpalmer]

I don’t know if this will make sense to anyone but Elon jumps like a homeschool kid

[Rap Game Ina Garten @KaraBTweets]

Where this bitch at #OpeningCeremony

[Jess @FunkyAmoeba]

of course I came back to twitter for the JD Vance memes

[onion person @CantEverDie]

jd vances first born child:

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

crying this got me so bad

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

We’re bringing this back immediately

[Mandy Bell @MandyBell02]

File this under things I didn’t know I absolutely needed to witness:

Triston McKenzie sings Kelly Clarkson while jamming with Shaq in front of a crowded ballpark.

What is that sentence?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

now more than ever! ⬇️

[Michael Collier @MikeACollier]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[Jess @FunkyAmoeba]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

New York fans will be sure to let you know their excuses below.

#ForTheLand

[Neil @Maharavati]

Now I know why Wanda Maximoff misses that man so much

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m what we call an OINK. one income, no kids. living on slop in my little pen

[Jess @FunkyAmoeba]

@x0raeschelly0x @NintendoAmerica @Nintendo @jsydlowski Unforgivable

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

happy valentimes

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

The best part of getting old is becoming the target demographic for the Super Bowl halftime show

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

The prophecy has been fulfilled 🙏 @LilJon