Guy Rogers

Funky. Lives in Croydon.

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@flying_rodent Going to complain to my work tomorrow that when I go to training it feels like I am being "pressured" to adopt certain ideas, and I worry that I might be held accountable if I make mistakes doing my job. Will let you know how it goes.

[Ben Sixsmith @BDSixsmith]

Tony Blair: Wow, get a load of AI. We should probably cut welfare somewhat. Also, we should be involved in the Iran War for some reason.

Broadsheet columnist: Say what you like about the man, but the sophistication of his analysis is unparalleled.

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCSounds @BBCNews @BBCOne So... mostly people who have a personal/professional interest in promoting AI?

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@FT So.... nobody both understands bonds and believes they understands bonds? Sounds worrying.

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@owenjonesjourno Hilary Benn?

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@flying_rodent Oh no. Did the deliberate attempt to isolate and denigrate those on the left by backing right-wing narratives end up also backfiring on those in the centre as the right-wing narratives came to dominate, and turned on them? who could possibly have seen that coming?

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:

“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.

Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”

It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@paulmasonnews People didn't say he couldn't win. They said he would win, but it would be largely pointless.

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@meadwaj But the point is, they didn't NEED to be on the wrong side of it. Different leadership and positioning from Labour and they might not have been. Starmer and team are responsible for that positioning.

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@MichaelRosenYes Huge numbers of people in "The West" very clear that they don't think Zionism or support for the actions of the state of Israel do fit with "our values", but what do we know compared to Melanie, eh?

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@adamndsmith I am sure there will be a huge media shitstorm about this any moment now.

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@shitbritishpics Love it. Back before the World Cup was all about money and corporate sponsors!

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@monstroso Yeah, I can see the art but it leaves me a little cold.

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@mtpennycook @instituteforgov How can you be bringing something to an end, decisively, and for good, when it is still going to exist?

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@NatalieFleetMP Judged this one badly, didn't you?

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@PulpLibrarian Chthonic stopped me in my tracks once.

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@FootballCliches They'll be following this with another Thirty Nine Articles.

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@FT Machines that can travel faster than humans, you say? Whatever next?

[Guy Rogers @FunkyCroydon]

@paulmasonnews Yes, it is going great Paul. He is definitely going to be there for the long term, isn't he?