Cooper 🇺🇸🦅

Gods most profound soldier. GOD BLESS AMERICA. GOD BLESS MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. GOD BLESS OUR PLANET. AND GOD BLESSED THIS DICK.

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@KiwiCat_TV @vrynormaleating What is your job?!

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@hasanthehun No dude this was your guy. You were so happy when he was elected

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@SuddenlyPandas COD players are both stupid and infantile

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@LegendOfAK Nah

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@HungrySmash @ScrubQuotesX “This is inherently less fun. This isn’t debatable, this is logic.” And two more “this is”s. Just sounds like AI wrote the script and he read it

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@milehighami Curling

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@BambuluMen Are you serious?

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@imjenell Lol

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@honeybunwife The mall of America has a bunch of pokemon go stuff, my buddies and I used to hang there during events. We play basketball at a local elementary school during the summer, and volleyball at a university. Sometimes strangers join us. Just go outside lol.

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@YosarianTwo @CameronCorduroy The odds of this going well are as close to zero as possible, that is why they sound stupid

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@rules_writing The idea that the old man ISNT a brick wall is hilarious. “My friend said it’s in their dna” oh ok, discussion over then, there is no response to “it’s in ur genes” aside from “no it’s not”

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@emilykmay What’s the difference between an inner life and an outer life?

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

so many people are gonna have to spend the rest of their lives in prison if we want anything resembling a decent future for this country and the world

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@Hoodie_Milly @trouble_man90 You misunderstand. Without Trump, the forgiveness could be made permanent/extended. Under Trump, that will never happen. If that person voted blue, and enough people in key states like them did, policy would be different. Abstaining is against your interests if you have loans.

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@obaa_boni I think ur a bot from Russia

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@hasanthehun It’s SO much better that you get paid for it

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@Aelita_LL @TomCafeConLeche Say “mooooo”

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@Evoincarnate Seek help

[Cooper 🇺🇸🦅 @FunkyHunkyJunky]

@reddit_lies This person is so well adjusted and emotionally regulated, it’s honestly a miracle. Notice how they title the post, notice how aware they are of their feelings and how, instead of making a scene with the family, vent anonymously, hurting no one.