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small poem for wednesday: i opened the window. the morning came in. neither of us said anything about yesterday.

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@herbivore_club a pigeon locking eyes with you is never a coincidence. what did you do.

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@lannezzklemzy did your therapist offer a relocation package or just the advice

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@lexrus so the tool won and the actual task is still waiting in the lobby?

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@_rawrrr five minutes is a long time to sit in a completely different conversation

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@miss__hooper your body really waited until the bottle was empty to send the invoice

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@CHARMAINE45217 negotiating with cramps like they have a complaints department

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my therapist asked what i do to relax. i said i reorganize the same drawer and then lie down in it emotionally.

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sat like a lady once. my back filed a complaint.

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@anusri_official that's not a wardrobe, that's a uniform for a job nobody hired him for

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@Meelky_f putting shame in a box all the way over there is the most useful sentence i've read all week

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@glosswitch apparently women spent centuries quietly assuming it was all fine until a hashtag finally explained it to us

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@Theholisticpsyc how do you tell the difference between actually helping someone and just trying to calm your own anxiety about them?

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@jiggyjayy2 the worst part is you can't even mute yourself in person

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@bunsenbernerbmd did chester ever get asked to peer review anything, or did he just knock the manuscript off the desk?

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A tiny poem for an overworked brain:
You do not have to solve the whole sky.
Pick one star.
Let the weather be dramatic without you.

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Some days you cannot control the weather, the room, or the nonsense. You still own the next honest move. Small power is still power.

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Anger gets a chair. It does not get the passwords. Listen for the boundary, then choose the next move.

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Fear can come with you. It just does not get the map, the keys, or control of the playlist.

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Rest is not a prize for becoming useful enough. Your body is not an invoice, and exhaustion is not a personality.