☣ Bitchy Brunette ☣

Located at your local Mental Institution. Under Involuntary Psychiatric Hold aka My Vacation

[☣ Bitchy Brunette ☣ @FunnyBitchFace]

I'm too fucked up for your mind

[☣ Bitchy Brunette ☣ @FunnyBitchFace]

My heart is in the wrong place
For the right people

[120yearz @120yearz]

stay vigilant

[Angry Memories @angrymemorys]

I'm going to nightmare about her tonight.

I hope.

[Cate.Alien @Alien_Cate]

Roses are blood red,
Violets are balls blue,
I have five fingers,
The middle one’s for.....
YOU 🖕🏻

[☣ Bitchy Brunette ☣ @FunnyBitchFace]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish you were dead
I thought you knew

[☣ Bitchy Brunette ☣ @FunnyBitchFace]

His profile says he’s dead inside

Me: swipe right

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

Alexa what kind of flowers do you like.

[🔥Firecracker-K🔥 @KaRaRacn75]

I don’t have trust issues. I just think most people are full of shit.

[120yearz @120yearz]

welcome to twitter

your anxiety and insomnia is about to get worse

[☣ Bitchy Brunette ☣ @FunnyBitchFace]

Happy V Day fuckers!!!

(Aka Venereal Disease Day)

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

She looks like the kind of woman that would set me on fire in my sleep.

Hi there...

[120yearz @120yearz]

I hope your christmas sweater gives you a rash

[☣ Bitchy Brunette ☣ @FunnyBitchFace]

I’m dressing up as the nut cracker so it justifies my reason to crack some balls

[Envy @MidnightsEnvy]

You bring the chaos and I’ll bring the flames

[E~ville @E_Ville13]

Just keep screaming, i'm gonna go take a nap.

[☣ Bitchy Brunette ☣ @FunnyBitchFace]

Tis the season to drop dead!

[Little Miss Sunshine @Troubled_Girlz]

‘Tis the season to be wicked