Joe Nephilim

Satire. Demon spawn. Classy Goofiness™ and brilliant Original Content. Mostly workshopping a character here. [email protected]

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Get in loser we're stealing God's plan

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My plsalms are moving on;'s own, he quenches his hellfire

And a specials fuck-you to Bhelpeghore

It took me hours to write this

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@MollyJongFast I usually given people the benefit of of the doubt but this will be a shit-wow

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@Chime #WhyIChime You guys buy into trends so easily... the Red Horseman will have an easy time... the smart money is on a dance craze that will "take peace from the Earth"

We've been judged about 4% evil so is there even a point in paying attention to this

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@camiloreports @CBSNews @seangallitz Well don't put it on the news you ninny, there is SO MUCH going on, what the fuck

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@JackPosobiec They're an autonomous collective, you're as much of an organizer right now as any of them

The outcome could go any way though, so I'd support the "stable genius" hypothesis... I'm a reasonable man

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@CBSNews Well we certainly generated demand, if you can abandon empathy for a moment, that's a huge win

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@AltCyberCommand I prefer to believe the angels are in control... yet I also believe the rebels are necessary

So I guess I say... you do you, and I'll be over here trying to make a movie

I'm insignificant in the scope of your quest but god damn do I respect it

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@MollyJongFast Can we say it was sexual? That really sells

It's that important though

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@JackPosobiec I feel like I'm against such a promo but I can't put my finger on why

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@AltCyberCommand The baffled Trump composed it quite well, especially the "saw her bathing on the roof" portion

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@hierophantess Crazy is my specialty my dear, I'm a mad scientist in search of a goth bitch

Don't tell me what I can't understand, I will defeat it

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@hierophantess I'm done defending my gender, it's fucking weird. I've sent TWO *requested* dick pics in my life, and this is just fucking strange to me.

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@femme_phememe True, and kind of related, but you're right - this will be the focal point on which the system will turn

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@femme_phememe Most powerful people understand that "everything is about sex." Changing that in any way is a MUCH more major upset than people realize.

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@AndreaRussett "Headspace Guide to Meditation" on Netflix ought to be an award-winning show, watch that

It's made by a dude who actually went to the far east and became a monk for a while, every episode has a guided exercise

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@MollyJongFast Pretty sure they got to skip the dark ages, that's the only argument I see

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@hierophantess Sounds like you need some moldavite, it's the hot new thing

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@thefungaltoe I bet it was not responding to unimportant messages

I know I'm a loser but c'mon lady I'm interesting as fuck

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@SpartaZC I really respect the serious shit you do cause I just make entertainment and it feels kind of meaningless

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@mbruin95 My pfp is actually me which is strange in the Anon culture, feast thine eyes