María 📚

“I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality.” ~Frida Kahlo |Sweet&Blunt|Poet|UCLAAlumna|Words|Books|LawGrad|Wit|Humor|Music|Vulgarity|Sarcasm

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

In the revolution, I'll guard the books.

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

Hi. 😘

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

This is why I haven't left Twitter.

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

Five Mexican guys could have fixed the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in one weekend, but we deported them.

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

*Coreano-Mexicano

It was bothering me.

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

The Koreano-Mexicanos babies are going to be adorbs.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

the older I get, the more I understand why older women disappear into gardening, candles, comfy clothes, and silence

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

I meant paddle boarding. Either way, I survived. 🙃

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

My child, having no prior experience, decided to wind surf today. If I have a heart attack on Father’s Day, this is why.

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

The Koreano-Mexicanos babies are going to be adorbs.

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate.

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

CDMX, 🇲🇽

😍😍😍😍😍

[Wonderful Cities @NazeerYousaf6]

Guess the city?

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

The Telemundo announcer screaming, “Bonsai” after Japan scored a goal encapsulates all Latino humor since our genesis.

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

I just bought a bottle of Ranch before the Europeans leave us with none. 🙃

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

I love knowing that I am a member of a community that has shitty poems written on our phone notes folder.

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

No, YOU cried during Toy Story 5!

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

Bosnians survived a genocide, Inglewood ain’t scary for them

[María 📚 @mbruin95]

I need a Mexico Snoopy fútbol jersey.

[Dilo con dibujos @dilocondibujos_]

La secuencia que más amo

[Robert Bonnett @RoBonnett79]

I'm a complex person. I like to wander back and forth from literary twitter to weird twitter and various twitters betwixt and between.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

if you ever see me in public, it’s AI