Regi B

I say things. People laugh. Okay, some people laugh.

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

"Science" Confirms Calories from Damaged Oreos Do Not Count! @absrdNEWS

[Bubba Sanchez @TheBubbaMaster]

I put together a great night of FREE stand up comedy, tomorrow night @theSlidebar. There's also a suprise drop-in!

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

@BLSinger4REAL Noted!

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

I just realized that "crying baby" is my nose whistling!

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

#IWasOffendedWhen my "friend" offered me vegan quiche.
I replied, "Thanks, but I only eat food that exists."

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

Sooooooooooooooooo, my dad's in prison.
#DitchYourDateIn5Words

[Eric Hahn @Hahneric]

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!"
"GAY RIGHTS!"
"WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM?!"
"OH HOW ABOUT 1992 WHEN I WAS CUTE AND YOUNG ENOUGH TO REALLY ENJOY THEM?"

[Dumbfounderz 🎩 @dumbfounderz]

Hilarious bit from comedian Steven Briggs @MrStevenBriggs http://t.co/VeOMYfjEZC

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

Studies Show People Who Don't Masturbate Just Aren't In Touch with Themselves! @absrdNEWS

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

@Mobile_Secreter obv does not read the tweets he/she keyword tracks. Thanks?

[Joe Dungan @joedungan]

BREAKING: Democrats dropping support for Hillary Clinton, citing too many requests from her to play Candy Crush Saga. @absrdNEWS

[Jamos @James_Amos]

Pro doping team accused of cycling.
@absrdNEWS

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

@MrStevenBriggs Mrs. B will love this!

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

This happens tonight and I can't wait! #vtcomedy
Come laugh with Danny Killea, Drew Briggs, Annie Russell and me!
https://t.co/JqrSljXdbg

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

@MrStevenBriggs It happened to me. It bizahhhhh!

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

Avoids Photoshop. Just uses Paint. #WorstBossIn5Words @midnight

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

Flabby, flaky, fatuous and flaccid #WorstBossIn5Words @midnight

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

Refers to self by name #WorstBossIn5Words
@midnight

[Regi B @FunnyLilThang]

Two and a Half Terabytes #TechTVshows @midnight