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Hey

[Classy Bear @DavidClassyBear]

Today is my birthday! I know it's a long shot, but what if we could get @realDonaldTrump to wish a happy birthday to one of his small town voters? Proving once again that he cares for the little guys.

[Fact @Fact]

Remove negative people from your life. The people you spend time with influence your attitude, thoughts and success more than you think.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

Vegas does always know because they have a shit ton of money riding on being right.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

Damn...went and fucked around too long on Facebook and remembered why I don't ever use Facebook. The liberals are even mad on Christmas :)

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

If comedians stopped tearing each other down all the time, then some of us might actually get somewhere. This comedians trying to censor other comedians shit has to end.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

Wouldn't it be funny if a Civil War broke out and all the gunless lefties tried to run out and buy some guns, and the clerks are like, 'Sorry, there's a 3 day waiting period.'

That was one of your policies hahahah

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

My gay brother is an asshole hahahaha

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

#TwitterRelationshipGoals ...don't start any more relationships on Twitter

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

C'mon @OwenComedy give the people what they want :)

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

Who the fucks idea was it to start putting children at the forefront of our countries political debates? Is it because the arguments coming from the left seem more appropriate and acceptable coming from dumb teenagers?

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

I'm funny! Check out my stand up :) https://t.co/QW7oNlfdRn

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

Femininity is toxic. It started with Eve and it continues today. Men need to stop indulging women because they wanna fuck and we need to stop acting like men and women are the same. We're not and women need to be put back in their place which is anywhere they do better than men.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

What is masculinity? In order to deem something toxic we have to have an exact definition. If you think masculinity is toxic...what about it makes it toxic and is it specific to men?

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

Our politicians have retirement packages that are unrivaled by private businesses, and they only have to serve 5+ years in order to get them. That doesn't even include whatever money they're making on the side by abusing their position of power...

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

It's ridiculous that there's no punishment for women who make false sexual assault claims. Blasey-Ford should be locked up.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

I don't just wanna be rich...I wanna be turnin down blowjobs rich.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

They should do a 'Weekend At Bernie's' reboot with Bernie Sanders.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

It does take courage to perjure yourself with an incredibly weak story corroborated by nobody. Did I say courage? I meant stupidity.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

I actually kinda hope Kavanaugh did rape Blasey-Ford. That's how annoying that bitch is.

...jk jk...jokes...hyperbole...calm your tits...tool