Iran categorically denies all allegations of pasta cutting. We respect the territorial integrity of spaghetti. Any claims to the contrary are baseless and do not reflect our official position.
(Please just don't check our kitchens for this. We don't want to lose our potential ally)
“What’s that you’re reading?”
“Karl Marx”
“So you are a communist?”
“Do I have to be a communist to read Karl Marx?”
This scene is forever gold. The little boy completely destroys capitalism and the American political system.