Fun With Guillotines

Father. Data analytics obsessive. Fantasy Football legend.

[Fun With Guillotines @FunwGuillotines]

@MarkStopa Vick abused dogs, not people. Tiger cheated on his wife, he didn’t molest dozens of women. Kobe was accused by one woman, and dubiously so.

[Fun With Guillotines @FunwGuillotines]

@aurora_f Also probably just using the city proper - major cities kinda suck. It’s the suburbs and enclaves of those cities you want to be in. I do not believe for a second that Southern California has a low quality of life.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

@hasanthehun idk sounds pretty "extreme" hasan. surely there is some middle ground here

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Almost that time of year again 😤

[SpongeBob SquareAss @thereisnojayjay]

Ignore the incoming lectures about respecting the dead and enjoy yourselves 🫡

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

i would like to remind democratic senators and leaders that republicans would not hesitate a second to maneuver politically if one of you suddenly dropped dead

[Josh Olson @joshuarolson]

When someone who’s devoted their life to destroying massive numbers of human lives in the service of greed dies, it’s perfectly reasonable to take a moment of pleasure, as well as sadness at the fact that it didn’t happen sooner.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Three US presidents have died on July 4. I feel like we can top that.

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

Right now it feels like 90% of Twitter is just people acting out this meme.

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

Hitler wasn’t murdered, he killed himself. Maybe try it?

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

True story

[Fun With Guillotines @FunwGuillotines]

@FSOBrat @butleriano We outplayed Germany in that game. It wasn’t just scrappy.

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

I mean yes. This matters a lot. It is extremely bad for you and for the country that you have all done massive epistemic damage to yourselves in this way.

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[Bobby Fakename, Esq. @BobFakeNameEsq]

American politics is binary.

1. You vote for Democrats
2. You don’t

If you’re in Group 2, you are actively making the country worse. This is very simple. I don’t care to hear your justifications. Group 1 is morally superior to Group 2 100% of the time.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

The entire maga “movement” is and has always been absolute loser shit. This isn’t some recent revelation. There has never been a millisecond when yall weren’t embarrassing inbreds in a mindless cult led by an obvious pedophile. You’re all comically stupid bitches