Funware

Bad at selling

[TheS◎Lstice @The__Solstice]

If you want to be a whale you're going to have to learn to swim underwater

[Funware @Funware_10]

This is good. You can clip into coins without worrying much about price impact.
solana:7ioeSgzfSKHMnpgfPpgRFsekMBGiu9oi6t6GeqYtNbbh undervalued asf at this price

[jester @thejester]

this should answer most people's questions about @curvebond, $CURVE, and how the launchpad works as a whole

if it doesnt answer yours, reach out to me or @curvebond and i or a member of the team will be happy to help answer any question you may have https://t.co/VigXIkyotP

[RUGWAY @observingweb3]

May we not have excuses when others are posting pnls.

[Crypto Hyunik @therealHyunik]

There will be major attention to this shark tomorrow, apparently the city is planning to lead the shark out of the canal themselves. Major news attention here, and the event itself is already cemented with the city. So many people came to visit the shark, going to be huge.

[Implying Implications @ImplyingImplier]

Official Onlyfangs 3 Trailer Coming to World of Warcraft Hardcore this Winter!

HYPE

[Implying Implications @ImplyingImplier]

The Chuds are too strong, only the autists can defeat the psychopath whales trying to shake us out.

World of Warcraft is forever.

[Implying Implications @ImplyingImplier]

As per the alliance formed between Sneekis and Asmongold, the guild <WOW GOLD> has prepared a tributary loan for the fallen chuds of <OLYMPUS>. More details coming soon.

https://t.co/kexG0jbfkt

[Funware @Funware_10]

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[Implying Implications @ImplyingImplier]

Time for the next analysis, first of all:

Why $WOW is NOT a beta play to OSRS $GP 🧵

"It's just the WoW version of $GP" sounds right. The on-chain data says otherwise. Three receipts.

It doesn't trade like one.

Over 185 hours, $WOW's beta to $GP is -0.11 (±0.24): statistically zero. $GP explains 0.4% of $WOW's hourly moves.

When $GP moved 10%+ in an hour, $WOW went the same way only 38% of the time.

[Implying Implications @ImplyingImplier]

Time for the next analysis, first of all:

Why $WOW is NOT a beta play to OSRS $GP 🧵

"It's just the WoW version of $GP" sounds right. The on-chain data says otherwise. Three receipts.

It doesn't trade like one.

Over 185 hours, $WOW's beta to $GP is -0.11 (±0.24): statistically zero. $GP explains 0.4% of $WOW's hourly moves.

When $GP moved 10%+ in an hour, $WOW went the same way only 38% of the time.

[Kennnnnnny @KennyNFTs]

WoW: Forever beta is live right now. full launch november 4. millions of players about to grind their first gold from level 1 again.

$WOW is sitting at $1.4M like nobody checked the calendar. full thesis 👇 $WOW $GP $GLDX https://t.co/SnGvnAab4y

[Implying Implications @ImplyingImplier]

$WOW price analysis post-mortem
@pointfarmcap dumped 3.38% of supply in 35 seconds on Sep 22.

-Mcap went from $1.47M to a low of $540k over the next 4 hours.

-30 hours later it's back at $1.46M. 99% of the drop recovered.

How did this happen? Usually coins that he dumps just go to zero.

My personal opinion is that there is a real WOW community here on CT but we are still a bit unorganized but that's also due to us being decentralized due to finding the coin organically. We are simply stronger, built different.

But here are the stats to prove it 🧵

[Arle @ms_arlecchino]

We reached the stage where we sold our phone and got a smaller one to buy sol

You’re here saying port. If you’re so confident in your skill. Sell your tv
Sell your fathers land. Use it and trade

[Slayphin (inu) ✏️ @slayphindotweb3]

I consider World of Warcrat the best MMO to ever exist, so betting on the following SF coins:

$WOW, paired with Gold.
$ALLIANCE, paired with WOW.
$HORDE, paired with WOW.

$ASMON, paired with Gold. Why? Because Asmon/gold is the literal god and face of WoW.

[Auggie The Serenading Psychic (🚰❤️‍🔥♣️) @CryptoMuse01]

Music shapes entire generations, and they don't even have to be aware while it's happening.

It's like Mohbad (Imole) said: "Music no need permission to enter your spirit. Anyhow anywhere you must to feel it."

Look at the impact of Olu Maintain’s "Yahooze" in 2007. It served as a massive cultural catalyst for the "Yahoo-Yahoo" epidemic we see today.

If a single song can shift the youth's moral ideology so drastically, imagine the geopolitical threat of a global icon doing the exact opposite.

That was Bob Marley. His reggae was the psychological spine of anti-colonial revolutions worldwide.

He sang "Rasta don't work for no CIA" because he knew his art directly threatened Western hegemony (aka Babylon 🤣🤣)— which is precisely why knowledgeable insiders link the CIA to his 1976 assassination attempt.

Look at Fela Kuti. His Afrobeat was an outright declaration of war against neo-colonial puppets. To silence him, the local military government subjected him to over 200 arrests, burned his Kalakuta Republic to the ground, and murdered his mother. If a Nigerian regime used that level of raw military terrorism just to contain one man in Lagos, how hard do you think the global imperial apparatus will clamp down when an artist stands in the way of their entire global agenda?

This brings us to the ultimate end game: Geopolitics and demographic management.

By 2050, Africa will hold the fastest-growing youth population on earth. Nearly 1 out of every 4 people in the world will be African, and 1 out of 6 African will be Nigerian, with 1 out of every 25 random human on earth being Nigerian.

In the cold calculus of Western intelligence, a hyper-conscious, politically literate African youth population is an existential risk to Western hegemony and resource control.

More importantly, you must know that the mortal fear of the West is that if they fell out of power, others would do to them what they've done around the world for centuries.

So they figure that if a demographic giant wakes up to the frequency of Felas and Marleys, they will become completely ungovernable.

So how do you control a population that massive without deploying armies? You do it through the algorithm. You fund and amplify a modern, sanitized music industry that rewards escapism, hyper-individualism, and material wealth over consciousness.

By filtering out the revolutionary spark, the global imperial apparatus achieves ultimate containment and neutralization. They don't need to assassinate the prophets anymore ("how long shall they kill our prophets...?"); they just use music and entertainment to turn a potential revolutionary generation into completely redolent, bio-pliable 'fauna'.

[WoW Gold @WoWGoldChain]

it's 2026 you learn about this

[Funware @Funware_10]

solana:72yxYmhLgDGwdyi2b9GjDynBB6VuG3kDxNKqDbzXh5bi lore goes deep

[⁴⁷TURBO @47TURBO_]

https://t.co/StXLus3EFB

[Funware @Funware_10]

Zec got the worst user experience of everything I’ve used in crypto

[zkSNARKs @zksnarks_]

AUCTION IS CLOSING

> closes at block: [3486706]
> commitments: locked
> state: counting

results shortly. stand by_

$ZEC //

[DegenCapitalLLC @DegenCapitalLLC]

Finally hit port ATH after 6 years since the 2020 bull.

I invested 370usd at 13k mcap on $Ember and held all the way to 48M mcap.

Was worth around 1M usd at ATH.

I've gone to 0 over 100 times over the last few years.

And finally hit a giga trade.

Thank you crypto and everyone in this space.

Just keep clicking.

[Slayphin (inu) ✏️ @slayphindotweb3]

Buying $ABTC is like buying a piece of a giant bitcoin mining operation that pays you out proportional to how much ANIME BITCOIN you hold except you don’t have to worry about hardware and maintenance.

Oh, it's also connected to Elon.

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