Furstenburg

A gentleman of leisure

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

They kept giving us some nonsense about it "not being invented yet." Poppycock.

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

Well, it seems the Interwibblies are finally wibbling again. I've been making phone calls to our service provider for months!

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.@Walthamstone simply won't shut up about these 'tea shirts'. They look frightfully indecent to me, and none too warm either!

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I've got an idea for a game! Let's all ignore @boh4m4.

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

@dmeriweather I am going to bed. Shut up.

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For the last time, @walthamstone, the birds are NOT watching you. Have you thought any more about that doctor I recommended?

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My God, @drgraft, is everything alright?

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I swear to God, @Walthamstone, I will gut you with a fish-knife.

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

@Walthamstone Real nurses don't do those things with a water hose.

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

@Walthamstone Hmm I told you to take it easy old boy, doing coke off a stripper's back was fine in our younger days, but we're getting old!

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

@walthamstone: try not to slime all over the girl, there's a good lad...

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

Having trouble sleeping. Tentacle nightmares, y'see... every night...

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

It had grown into a tentacle and was causing @toby_57 considerable distress. All sorted now, thank God, although I mustn't play waterpolo...

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

@MyPinkElephants Thank you so much! It seems the problem was a flake of skin left by @drgraft during the attachment procedure.

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

they're keeping me in for observation tonight. You can all stop fussing now, I'm fine!

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@Walthamstone Oh balderdash, Walthy, you never knew a Florence in your life. You're such a white knight!

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

You know, without meaning to be in any way disrespectful of my good friend @Walthamstone, this is f***ing hilarious.

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

NO! Damn you! DAMN YOU FREDDIE, you callous bastard!

[Furstenburg @Furstenburg]

You don't have the BALLS.

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@Walthamstone: You don't have the authority! You don't have the RIGHT!