Barry Walthamstone

Professional ninja and part-time sex man

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I swear to the HEAVENS, I dreamed this months ago. http://t.co/AmUFFZLE

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Our thoughts and prayers go out to those suffering with this terrible affliction. http://wondermark.com/608/

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Well, I'm not sure what type of garment this is, but I sense a new world opening up before me. http://twitpic.com/17m1ef

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@furstenburg Let's NOT.

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Utterly enthralled by this Winterbottom chap. http://is.gd/3Xk6H

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I've been feeling awfully listless lately... nothing much seems to be going on. Hence my absence from this infernal contraption.

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@Furstenburg: Yes. I think he is a rampant homogay. Also I think he pisses the bed and should mind his own business.

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Unsettled by a blackbird outside my window. Have you ever had a blackbird make prolonged eye contact? It's very unnerving.

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@MyPinkElephants Couldn't agree more. It's unnatural, is what it is; I have the same objection to the telephonograph. (Twitter's different.)

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Spent the morning singing sea-shanties! @Furstenburg refusing to enter into the spirit of things.

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RIP, MJ, you fancy madman. Nobody could pull off a single glove like you could.

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@MyPinkElephants Oh, how splendid! My old-fashioned name is Reynold Ruggenall! http://digg.com/u15Z66

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I say, now that I think of it, has anyone heard from @boh4m4 lately? I always feel bad for not staying in touch with the boy.

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@Furstenburg She was a stripper?! I thought Candi was a nurse!

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I have a frightful headache today... this weekend was just silly. Not entirely sure how much of my surroundings are real...

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@MyPinkElephants: I see we're among the elite few allowed access to your musings, my dear? I'm privileged!

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@DrGraft THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! This needn't go to court, but I'm confident that I speak for all of us when I say ONE NIGHT WITH TABITHA. Each.

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Unspeakably relieved that @Furstenburg is ok.

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@DrGraft If... I mean... could you graft him onto me? It would break Fursty's heart if anything happened to the mad little bugger...

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I don't know how long he'd last. Either of them. They've told me to go home and get some rest. I shan't sleep well tonight, that's for sure.