Doctor Graft

Special-interest surgeon

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#PeopleImThankfulFor Anyone insecure enough about their body to want to staple on miscellaneous appendages. I mean, uh, my customers!

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BACK TO LIFE SPECIAL! In honour of @boh4m4 resurfacing, the removal of Halloween-themed grafts is half price!

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Tried to convince Tabitha that breast implants don't count as a graft, per se. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

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@MyPinkElephants Wonderful! I have an opening on Tuesday if you're free.

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Post-fire sale! Always wanted bitching bat wings? Now's your chance! Charred grafts available for a fraction of the original price!

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@MyPinkElephants I must say, dear, you don't seem all that upset about it!

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D@Furstenburg No harm done, but I'll need to find some new tentacles on the black market.

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Offer ending early, folks... there's been a fire in my graft freezer. Still not sure how it happened. I'll need to restock...

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MJ tribute ops discounted until Saturday, get yours now! Eee-hee!

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Alas, poor MJ... I knew him well. I can say that now that our contractual obligations have expired. Best customer I ever had.

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http://digg.com/u15Z66 My old-fashioned name is Nathaniel Cheddar, apparently. (via @MyPinkElephants)

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By the way, @dmeriweather et al: You guys suck.

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Decorative wings available now! Eagle, angel, bat or crow! Competitive prices!

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@Walthamstone In all honesty, I can't say. He may just be a bad graft, in which case you'd fare no better. Perhaps talk to the doctors there

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Not long, I'm afraid. Without a host body, he'd die within a couple of hours. Do let me know how @Furstenburg gets on.

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http://twitpic.com/4az7y - My fair Tabitha and I, shared on request of @mypinkelephants.

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@mypinkelephants Hello young lady! Well my sweet lady is dreadfully camera-shy, but I'll see what I can do for you!

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@Walthamstone: No refunds, no lawsuits. You signed the contract!

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@ProfHathaway Oh my God, that reminds me. PRODUCT RECALL: SPINNING RIMS. Please make an appointment to get them removed AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

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@ProfHathaway That sounds delightful! I've got a dinner date with my wife tonight... I don't believe you've met her, she's quite a looker!