Future Jason

Wipes over Toilet Paper

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

Here ya go big dawg @launders this is beyond scuffed
https://t.co/GbP28tWtrx

[launders @launders]

@FutureJason2 Go

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

It’s 2026, how do we not know about 2000s esports “strats”

[Leo Faria @lhfaria]

Thanks for flagging. We'll implement a simple solution later this event, which we've used in VCT Americas before, which is to add a lip to the desks that covers hands and wrists. We've also always had light bars installed in front of the desks shooting at an angle to help with this. It prevents things like monitor light reflecting onto players' faces which can be a tell (eg. if a player is inside Viper's pit).

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

It’s 2026 and reporters still going off vibes and lying to report Giannis news. At no point would you ever say “I think” when you’re supposed to reveal someone’s thoughts

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

No I don’t hate pride month, I just hate it makes you confident enough to ask me to play league with you

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

@fl0m You might be the problem

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

It’s always funny when the NBA finals has big markets in the final because you’ll see people complaining about hacking. It’s playoff basketball, we have not care about hacking in years

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

Wouldn’t have happened if Nelson didn’t kick his leg out and just ran to cover the base

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Status alert: Max Muncy, Ildemaro Vargas leave game Thursday.

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

@NIKKE_en Sir there’s no picture

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

82-0 Wilt is cheating

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

The dumb “everything is woke” people complaining about God of War having a female main character and not the fact that we keep getting over the shoulder third person story games is why their grifting will never get taken seriously

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

@CounterStrike @IEM Are we gonna lie to ourselves again and say vitality is gonna lose?

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

Someone get Hard Knocks on the phone for this team, this has to be the funniest locker room in a while

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Reunion: Odell Beckham Jr. is returning to the New York Giants, the team he last played for in 2018. Beckham visited the team again Monday, and is signing with New York.

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

It’s pretty funny people are still debating East vs West and using different stats to decide it. It’s very easy to decide, who has more teams in the top 3? Thunder Spurs Knicks. The West is better

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

I forgot how many casual fans the Knicks and Wemby have cause I have seen some of the dumbest takes about basketball you’ll ever see. The finals doesn’t even start for another 2 days and this app is already unusable for actual ball talk

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

The funny part about the wolves is they really punish “contenders” when they don’t have multiple ball handlers so their full court defense tire them out. But the second they play a team with more than 2 ball handlers they get smoked every time. Get a new coach already Wolves

[Я @LJJM__]

The Timberwolves omg

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

Pretty funny how in every other sport injuries happen and fans accept it cause winning is still winning but NBA fans use injuries to say every champion is a fraud. Genuinely every championship can be called fraudulent, who cares they still won

[Drew @SixCelled]

"How will anyone beat this Nuggets team"

"How will anyone beat this Celtics team"

"How will anyone beat this Thunder team"

every year lmao

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

Calling the Spurs and Knicks socialist adjacent is insane. Spurs built from getting lucky in a draft and voting against others getting the same luck and the Knicks built on players they didn’t grow with trades and signings. True dictators at work here

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

If Spurs clinch, Wemby’s Spurs vs Mamdani’s Knicks will be the first NBA finals that maps onto a DSA Left vs DSA Right divide. Liberation vs Groundwork/SMC.

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

Double XP Muslim son or AI Charlie Kirk Evangelical Daughter

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

this is why muslims don’t play about the no pictures thing

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

Nah that’s just how Shams has always been. He milked the “Giannis wants out of Milwaukee” since 2019. He’s a clickbait merchant

[Shawn (with a WWWWWWWWWWWWWW) @shawnwithaW_]

Reporting that Mitch has a broken pinky and has “no timetable for his return,” only to follow up with “oh yeah he already had surgery and plans to play Game 1” is an all time banger for the Knicks For Clicks Industrial Complex.

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

It’s pretty funny with all the dumb stuff Adam Silver is doing people are now saying “David Stern was better” as if he wasn’t even more corrupt

[Future Jason @FutureJason2]

Whenever I see an all time list for the Knicks it makes me laugh cause they’re genuinely just the Pacers in a bigger market

[🇬🇭State🇬🇭 @SNYKPodHarlem]

What a terrible list

OG Anunoby is a better all time Knick than Oakley

Go argue with ur parents

This is a new era new day and age

#alwaysKnicks