Future Kitty

Hairballs of wisdom from a feline time traveler.

[Keiler Ghost @KeilerGhost]

Love watching the World Cup. Especially when the announcer yells,
"Ghoooooooooooooooost!"

[Keiler Ghost @KeilerGhost]

When it comes to poorly written creative briefs, I can be a flaming a-hole. https://t.co/5z72D7B73J

[Future Kitty @FutureKitty]

yes the goldfish in my high-heeled shoes are real

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Future Kitty #2

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A glimpse into the future.

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Weird. My pet human has zero interest in the box his gift came in.

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In utero advertising used to be taboo?

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Taught this three-bean salad to do everything Paris Hilton can do. Waiting for it to make a sex tape now.

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Now that Siri thinks for them, future humans mostly store guacamole in their brain cavities.

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I feel bad for kids graduating from highschool this year. They're going to hear Gangnam Style at all their reunions.

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Even @CeeLoGreen turned his chair around when I ass-whistled “Pumped Up Kicks.”

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Feline domination strategy: Control the @TacoBell meat hose, control the planet.

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@TheWeightSaint Just lost 3 pounds with the exercise video, “Biting Richard Simmons’ Ankles.”

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Just lost 3 pounds with the exercise video, “Biting Richard Simmons’ Ankles.”

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Feline domination strategy: Control the Taco Bell meat hose, control the planet.