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@Jose90491864 After such events, your eyes open to their ways, you're able to see right through them and realize how retarded, evil, and entitled most of them are

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@SaintKensei @dmoonlives Pretty much this, even the smallest glance at them gives them the validation they crave

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@twentyfour_ow lowkey forgot the context and thought he was talkin bout spilling some cum

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@maynkydvv they don't even do that unless the circumstances allow to happen cause its work or something, most of the time they just eye you and place themselves near you

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@MlNESWEEPER Missing Dooreido / Yamato Charges on 2 / Valve hires CIA to assassinate all leakers 2026

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@MrMockinBrd @TW1NKD3STR0YER @S0n0fPythia Ratio that bozo 🗣🗣🗣

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@cntained Wait that's actually insanely tuff ngl

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@ShamashAran 10/10 rage bait

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@asieduahdevi You the type of guy she can cheat on low key

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@Real_Ravenx_ This reminds me of this one girl I had a crush on in elementary. During the last day of 4th grade, she pulled me in the room next door because it was empty and she kissed me. Come first day of 5th grade, I found out she moved and never saw her again. Oh what could have been.

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@Zynirith if it's bigger she get's the right to peg you

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@br0kencat_ Too bad being vulnerable like this turns off 99.99% of women

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@dollfro_sop2 holy shit on that bozo, also why did that look like Seven from Deadlock for a second

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@B_YOSHISAURUS @poshypopDL In God tier when bro's probably gonna end up with a panic attack 😭

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@PalmyrPar At this rate with hypergamy, I would just go in that room when I get home and whatever happens, happens

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@psyuttik I purposely ignore these "hints" by women because if she's not willing to lose the leverage and entitlement by acting on HER attraction to me, she simply does not like me enough to warrant my time and energy.

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@serialbedpisser @AiaAfterDark Funny that this post mentioned nothing about pegging, someone's projecting

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@all484u we ALL stand with @lexmisser829

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@Spacestation @sugarfreeOW @Thee_Hawk @OW_Esports Hawk perma throwing sugarfree's ranked games was worth it in the end

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@vegasdl it was a gun item??!?!?!!!