fire and ice

You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for...

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

My boyfriend just bought me a bowling glove and told me it was an early Valentine’s Day gift.

He is now in the bathroom and I am saying “flowers” “roses” “1800 flowers” “valentines day” into the speaker on his phone hoping that he starts getting ads.

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

@madisonmacura @funnymonkie @DoorDash_Help I hear ya! That Arby's is long overdue!

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

@funnymonkie @DoorDash_Help You’re right, mine just updated with a dasher attached. Now let’s hope the food is actually hot

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

@CoreyB08 Well when Belichick and Brady are Lucifer and the Spawn of Satan, respectively, then yes, 90% of America will throw a parade when they are eliminated

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

This is the most amazing thing ever 😂😭😂😁😂😭

[Whistle @WhistleSports]

The Patriots getting eliminated X the Titanic song 😂 😭

🎥 @extremelysquid

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

@Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport @GreenDay @Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport you guys are absolute criminals. Forget that you want to charge me over $40 per ticket in fees?? Nice to see that your horrible customer service is being rewarded

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

@Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport you are the LIVING WORST. Was in the queue for @greenday early, waited 20 min before getting in, then got kicked out, had to get back in line, had tickets in the cart and LITERALLY PRESSED PURCHASE but didn't go thru bc you "closed the event" at 10:45

[Bachelor Burn Book @bachelorburnbk]

Well, that was the biggest disaster we've ever seen. We'd congratulate ABC on delivering the most dramatic finale ever, but it was really just kind of mean and unnecessary. #TheBachelorFinale

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

It’s 15 minutes in and I already severely miss Bob Costas 😭😭😭 #OpeningCeremony #WinterOlympics2018 #bringbackbob

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

Cannot wait for Gisele to yell at the paparazzi saying “I’m sorry my hubby can’t throw the ball and catch it at the same time” #SuperBowl #patriotssuck

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

The best part of of this episode was the Bachelor Winter Games commercial of Ashley I crying. #yasssssssss #TheBachelor

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

STOP THE PRESSES, THERE’S A BACHELOR WINTER GAMES?!?! LIKE BACHELOR + WINTER OLYMPICS?!?!

OH.
EM.
FREAKING.
G.

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

#bumpercartrauma #thisisnotadrill 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #TheBachelor

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

I’m really not getting this whole “pillow lip” thing. I’d far rather have “pillow shoulder” so it’s more comfortable to nap. #TheBachelor

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

I’ve discovered that #TheBachelor is far less entertaining without wine. Damn you, New Year’s resolutions. #zzzzzzzzz

[Bachelor Burn Book @bachelorburnbk]

We're bored. When's the part where Jef with one F comes to spew his saltiness all over the Bachelor Mansion? #TheBachelor

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

@Fly_Norwegian Hmm guess Norwegian doesn't care when they hold your luggage hostage for 2 wks, worst customer service ever. You are the WORST #givememybag

[fire and ice @FyreandIce]

2 wks since my initial flight & @Fly_Norwegian still giving me runaround about delayed bag. It's physically at JFK, why am I still waiting??

[Haze @RobbyHHayes]

That's why my hair's so big, it's full of secrets.