Paul Schemes

[Paul Schemes @G0RSK1]

@Ace6one7 @natsturner @PSAcard @eBay I love how no matter what niche corner of twitter I find myself on, there will still be a zionist guy there who won't stop whining

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

kitten has suffered a lot alone, but she had the courage to ask for help

[Metra @Metra]

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[Paul Schemes @G0RSK1]

@nike_hack @BrianKnights3 We got a whole fuckin country full of people who think like the OP... just bent over a chair at all times ready and willing to let the billionaires bust it wide open man it's no wonder the American Century of Humiliation is upon us

[Paul Schemes @G0RSK1]

@mattlindner This post is tweaking me out because every single thing you said down to the letter is literally also me....

[Paul Schemes @G0RSK1]

@Time2GoMobile1 @ilannfl18 ^ gotta be one of the dumbest mothafuckas alive from sea to shining sea right here

[Paul Schemes @G0RSK1]

@BoomedOnByBuzi @Chicago_NFL If this really happens we gotta keep our eyes on the ball and place way more blame on the Bears org than on the state of IL. Bears are just trying to chase the fattest government handout they can get and don't give one dusty fuck what the fans have to say about it!

[Paul Schemes @G0RSK1]

@WhydaInsanity24 @Chicago_NFL Please don't speak on Chicago like that -- we all know you're way too much of a pussy to ever set foot there so mind your own business

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

The Alchemist performing an unreleased MF DOOM verse over the “Terry” beat

[Paul Schemes @G0RSK1]

@landon20s Shouldn't you be working? Scaredy-ass pretentious dickhead

[Paul Schemes @G0RSK1]

@mberardo72 @solodeauxleaux Save this shit for linkedin ya fuckin dweeb

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)

[Paul Schemes @G0RSK1]

@stoolpresidente Next time you could ask a friend to put you up on his shoulders then maybe you'll be closer to the wifi router

[Rit Holtzman @BenRitholtzNBA]

Nobody will ever do it like Bill man.

The randomness, casualness, and aptness of this analogy.

I’m crying.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Kyle, TX: Video circulating from @reporteaustin shows an adult attempting to put hands on high school students during a protest — and the students defended themselves.

Leave kids alone. Peaceful protest isn’t an invitation for intimidation.

[Paul Schemes @G0RSK1]

@SteenCreations @RepShriThanedar Hey Crusty you sound pretty confident -- how about a friendly wager? I'll bet you $1200 that in five years Omar will still be holding office and not be murdered or deported or suffering whatever other fate you might be fantasizing about. Whaddaya say

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Our number 1 industry is scamming people with overpriced healthcare. Our number 2 industry is scamming people with gambling. The reason social trust and cohesion has collapsed is that those things require an economy not entirely built around scamming people

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

Rubio and Schumer having a moment after VZ briefing. As Schumer rails on plan, Rubio and Hegseth were listening on.

I asked Schumer yesterday if he regretted voting for Rubio for secretary.
He would stopped short and said that he’s “deeply, deeply disappointed” in Rubio