GarrettG.eth

Engineer @ AWS | SLAXN Co-Founder | DJ G2 |🍼Charleston - 🏠Denver | 🇺🇲🇯🇲

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

He had to come back because he forgot my drink and said "I guess it was meant to be" 🥺

Idk but I think he's legally my valentine now

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

My dasher and I were each other's first-second 🥺

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

My dasher and I were each other's first-second 🥺

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Very seriously thought this was about birth control for a second

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

How to make new habits stick.

The Two-Day Rule:

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Mint gum after Doritos tastes like Fireball

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Wearing my new shoes out for the first time and asked my mom to join me in prayer

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Aht, see, y'all are buying into a bunch of hype without reading or having a drop of context

Watching live how easily a narrative can be pushed on those who were oh-so-vigilant just weeks ago when it comes from their overlords

We're all the same

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Can confirm that Amazon still runs like this

[Nathan Barry @nathanbarry]

"I want to talk about a really important project," Bezos said. "It needs to launch by Q4 earnings announcement."

It was December, 2004 and the earnings call was in January.

"You’re going to figure out how to deliver this early."

Prime launched six weeks later.

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Ghostwriters been awfully quiet since ChatGPT came out

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Statement revised - *-n't

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Honestly, ChatGPT isn't evil enough

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Everyone chillax, only Google can beat Google

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Honestly, ChatGPT isn't evil enough

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

@GeorgeHristov7 #Grindset

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Time to make the chimichangas

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Once again, Garretting around has paid off lol

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Soulja Boy - our OffSec king

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

You're going on blind dates, I'm going on Blind dates, we are not the same

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Alright Twitter fam, y'all need to find something new to talk about - I'm tired of reading about the same 2 asshats lol

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

In Tití me Preguntó, "si tengo muchas" is all slammed in half a beat and has much more emphasis on the G instead of the E in "tengo"

Hard to pronounce if you're accustomed to annunciating/gringo-ing the language

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Worldly forces accelerating my Twitter across the zesty, hostile, or outta pocket line

[GarrettG.eth @G2orGarrett]

Y'all welcome, bird on for now