david hozelhoff

Retired. Worked in HVAC for 30+ years. 2 beautiful daughters, MacKayleigh and MacKennaugh. Recently divorced. Lifelong resident of Central Ohio. WNBA fanatic

[david hozelhoff @G650_N628TS]

sublemon

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mumford & sons or thot daughter

[neural oscillator of uncertain significance @mycoliza]

HTTP is a perfectly good protocol if one is trying to use it to Transfer some HyperText, rather than whatever the fuck people actually do with it

[david hozelhoff @G650_N628TS]

@Mike_kim714 30.5

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a synonym is an antonym of antonym. but antonym is not a synonym of synani

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

When I would “vape” nicotine, the first “hit” of the day, I would feel my blood pressure drop, and deep despair would flood me. I would beg whoever was near me frantically, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. I’m sorry.” Would return to normal seconds later. Never happened with cigarettes.

[david hozelhoff @G650_N628TS]

darth load

[Matt Medina @MattMedina6]

I like that Wyndham Clark thinks people hate him only for the locker thing

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy Pride month to all Gooners celebrating ❤️

[non dairy queen @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[david hozelhoff @G650_N628TS]

to beep or not to beep

[david hozelhoff @G650_N628TS]

u can drink weed but u still cant smoke a beer

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looking forward to the 30 for 30 in a few years about how half the sabres players were on heroin

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

[david hozelhoff @G650_N628TS]

wish theyd add a couple days to the week

[fishious @fishquichee]

Your honor this isnt you

[david hozelhoff @G650_N628TS]

illinois.. the windy state

[david hozelhoff @G650_N628TS]

one big beautiful building

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I met a wonderful woman—a grandmother driving doordash to help support her husband's cancer treatment. He's got serious cancer. She delivered McDonald's to the Oval Office. To be honest, it was a little tacky.

[david hozelhoff @G650_N628TS]

the beatings will continue until models improve