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Never be weakened by anything and keep moving forward! #241❤️
Once in heaven, what will be next?

[Offend_no_one @offendnoone]

Women will never understand the simple joy men get from just existing.

A man can arrive in a new city, walk around for hours, explore random streets, observe people, and be completely fucking content.

Then a woman joins.

Now there needs to be an agenda.

Cafe. Restaurant. Shopping. Tourist spot. Photos.

Next location.

Something always has to be happening.

Meanwhile, a man can grab a good drink, sit in the town square for three hours, watch the world move around him, and think:

"Yeah. This is f*cking nice."

No itinerary. No entertainment. No destination.

Just existing without needing existence to entertain you.

Being a man is peaceful.

[Laurita Mantilla🤭 @LauraDmantilla]

Nadie se conmueve con tu enfermedad, tu desempleo o tu hambre. Pero sé feliz, y verás a cuántos les incomoda.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Nike signed Messi when he was 14. They lost him over a few hundred dollars worth of tracksuits, a mistake now estimated at $10 billion in brand value.

In 2005, Messi's father Jorge asked Nike for some extra tracksuits for his son, a routine request from the family of an 18-year-old who had just broken into Barcelona's first team. Nike's Iberian and South American offices both ignored it. He never got a reply.

Adidas was paying attention. They offered around $1 million a year, and Nike refused to match because they didn't want a bidding war over a teenager. They were busy building their 2006 World Cup campaign around established stars.

Once the Adidas deal leaked, Nike panicked and sued in Spanish court, claiming a binding contract. The judges found all Nike had was a "commitment letter" with no legal weight. Messi signed with Adidas in February 2006, and in 2017 they gave him a lifetime deal.

So when he walks out at El Monumental on October 6 for his final Argentina match, in front of 84,000 people, the gold-lettered farewell jersey he revealed today will carry three stripes.

Twenty years, 125 international goals, a World Cup, and every shirt sold along the way. All of it went to Adidas because someone at Nike didn't answer an email about tracksuits.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

It could also mean she wants to pin another man’s pregnancy on you so you can raise an omo ale.

[Shaka Mosotho @mo4_lo]

You got a short temper but you dont ever hit or yell at your boss or colleagues,just your family members?

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Parents*

[wale @olawale2_]

Brighton and Brentford gonna sell a player to you then beat you with the Replacement 🤣

[RADISSON @scorsesebabyyy]

See this is the fun part about the premier league, we have:

1. The red cartel: legacy teams
2. Landlords of the prem: 3BMafia
3. Blue cartel: FFP breakers

In the bundesliga the opposition celebrate Bayern after a 7-0 loss and the others postpone games for psg

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

HR just emailed me and said I’m the only person who hasn’t filled out their “anonymous” survey yet

[Global Statistics @Globalstats11]

Top Reasons Why Men End Relationships (1930–2026): Based on Survey Data

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

Interesting...

[Kingsley🫵🏽 @richiewhyte001]

📍Smell Nice.
📍No promise anybody money.
📍Mind your business.
📍Chop good food
📍No promise anybody marriage.

[SLEEZE🥳😛😈☔️ @Yosleeze]

Wouldn’t touch a bill in my house.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I need y’all to stop normalising this behaviour.

[𝐀𝐧𝐮𝐣 @anujfcb]

what in the ice cold fuck is this 🥶 https://t.co/tqJShM6sAl

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

You have no idea how easy others have it in life.

[franasty @_franciniramos]

os EUA ter criado o bloqueio para que HUAWEI não tenha mercado aqui, faz com que o usuário básico/médio e desinformado, ache que tudo que a apple faz é revolucionário!

A Huawei criou; a samsung e motorola já tem isso há anos
mas sim, com uns 6 anos de atraso, foi a apple sim 👍🏽

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Every race of men on earth, for thousands of years, locked their women down with rules

and you think that was a coincidence? You think Chinese men, African men, Arab men,

European men, ALL just woke up one day and decided to be "oppressive" for fun?

[The Cabinet of Dr Memes @artaimemes]

What did you get?
- A selfie
What did it cost?
- Everything https://t.co/NDTDc4d1WL

[Jan Čapek @janbraiins]

scary stuff