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Lol

[Florida Gators @FloridaGators]

A message from Scott Stricklin

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Doug P gotta be the only coach in the league that prefers having a Ford Fiesta at QB

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Ahh so we are doing real free agency with the new owners

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

Teoscar Hernández is drawing interest from the Red Sox and Orioles in free agency, sources say. Other clubs are involved, too. Baltimore and Boston have similar needs for right-handed power.

@MLBNetwork

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God what a fucking shit week

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It doesn’t matter, nobody is taking this job as long as Trent is in the building

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“I’m tired of putting my body on the line trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit”

[Couch @BCBCouch]

QB played through concussions, a bum foot, and all types of shit when the team was 8-3 and then the HC more or less blamed him for them falling apart after the season.

I’d tell Doug and Trent to go fuck themselves too if the same shit is happening at 2-7.

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At least we can look forward to the return of polio and smallpox

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Y’all Florida is probably the most solidly red big state, it’s a MAGA paradise. The state is only going to drift further and further into the crazy.

[Florida Data Geek ✝️🇺🇦🇬🇱 @MappingFL]

Miami-Dade is an absolute Democratic disaster. Harris down 10 before election day (which was a bit more dem but don't expect much to change)

State house races are no good. Countywide races. That is gonna take alot of digging through. But totally bad results down there

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The thing that is going to sink the orange man is all the swing state red hats relocating to little Ronnie’s maga paradise.

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I think knowing that this team is about to be homeless for a few years probably turns off some candidates

[Dilla @E_Dilla]

Other rumors I’ve heard: Ben Johnson likes Cincy and Jacksonville because of their smaller markets (not sure why that’s significant to him) but have also heard Jerruh Jones is going to throw the baaaaaag at him.

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Just send up a smoke signal that you are paying attention and care

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Where you at Carpetbagger Khan?

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Saints have fired coach Dennis Allen after a humbling loss to the #Panthers, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

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Anyways my Carolina Hurricanes are 8-2

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Basically I’m saying nobody on the Jaguars coaching staff is worth a damn

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I feel like every season has a pivot point, and the Jaguars had theirs on the ETN fumble week 1. You gotta be soft as baby shit to have your season fall apart because of something that happened in week 1 though.

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At least I didn’t have to stay up to 11:30 to see that

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Looking forward to the all 22 cut that shows some dude running wide open in the end zone

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Please stop making excuses for Trevor. That was a horrific decision

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A FUCKING BACK SHOULDER THROW TO DERNEST JOHNSON. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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Holy shit Nick Siriani is dumber than dirt