George Beech

Something something cloud, hybrid, sports. Lead Cloud Ops/SRE teams. Opinions are my own, and not to be taken srsly

[George Beech @GABeech]

@JetBlue Flights cancelled, best we can do is Wednesday night. Unless you want to go to Boston, Philly, or DC?

@united sure we can get you home Tuesday morning. To the airport you flew out of.

[George Beech @GABeech]

@fawiatrowski @richiemcilroy @getdelve So.. you have a SOC 1 not SOC 2. The standard is SOC, the number (1,2 or 3) is the type. You have a SOC Type 1 report. Not a SOC 2 Type 1 report.

[George Beech @GABeech]

⁦@Verizon⁩ is this you? If yes, why are you not sending it from your normal, verified, short code?! If it’s not you, well you setup a great way to setup a massive social engineering attack.

[George Beech @GABeech]

@UMCCgolf being a bag of dicks and setting off a ton of fireworks super close to a residential area the fucking day after we bomb Iran. Thanks for the fucking heart attack assholes

[George Beech @GABeech]

I find it funny I can get my passport renewed + new passport card faster than I can get a real ID appointment from the NJ MVC. and it’s good for 10 years instead of 4.

[George Beech @GABeech]

#SuperBowlLIX … refs already showing how ‘impartial’ they are.

[George Beech @GABeech]

My god that @FOXSports score bug is terrible. Too big and just distracting

[George Beech @GABeech]

@calm holy shit my eye is twitching from anger and frustration after your multiple dark patterns and asking me for money 5x before I even have gotten into the app. Calm my ass.

[George Beech @GABeech]

Bye bye #netflix I’m now saving 100% which is much better than the 40% I was going to “save” by you forcing me into an ad supported plan.

[George Beech @GABeech]

Uhhh ⁦@Verizon⁩ I don’t think you want a Citrix login popping up when I click ‘Assign Account Managers’

[George Beech @GABeech]

@thefarseeker Put it in a draw, then forget about it for two years. Then realize you no longer have chargers to turn it on and reset it.

[George Beech @GABeech]

"Note: It may take 5 minutes to a few hours for settings to take effect" ... sigh

[George Beech @GABeech]

I thought I had found the end of the rabbit hole.

Narrator: he had in fact not found it

[George Beech @GABeech]

@drvolts Find another dealer nearby. You know what you want, they should be able to close over email. Had a similar experience getting the wife’s Lexus. She loved the car she test drove hated the dealer. Found a highly rated one 40 mins away. Negotiated and closed the deal via email.

[George Beech @GABeech]

Did I just watch a flour making montage in rebel moon part two?

[George Beech @GABeech]

So happy my mom taught me to cook and my grandfather taught me to bake. Started making English muffins at home because there is no world I pay $6 for a 6 pack of muffins, even the store brand was like $5. I’ll make 18 for $3 food cost at home thank you very much

[George Beech @GABeech]

Can you tell it’s been quite some time since I’ve soldered anything?

[George Beech @GABeech]

I cozy … how?

[George Beech @GABeech]

Holy shit. Dune part two. Just fuck. If you’ve read the book some of those scenes just make things hit harder. Not trying to do something new, but compliment what was written