JEN.

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[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

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. . . 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 !
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[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

Oh man. They’re calling me broke!

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

@MerlinsLie …what kind of attorney do you think I am?

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

Whatever the reason there is for that, she’s glad. She gets tired of paying for damages.

“Right, right. Well, my thanks to her and whichever restaurant. I haven’t had someone make me breakfast in a while now!”

[—𝕳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒆 @aranaeaenigmata]

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‌ She'd be surprised by how sturdy everything is in his apartment.

❝ I wouldn't necessarily say I'm cooler. I mean. . . Aunt May taught me, plus I did have a steady gig as a line cook for a while. ❞
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[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

She’s sitting on the countertop beside him, hoping it’s sturdy.

“So you’re cooler 𝘢𝘯𝘥 you can cook. You have so much going for you.”

[—𝕳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒆 @aranaeaenigmata]

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‌ Say less, he puts a few more sausages on the flat top.
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[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

Really? Better throw a few more on then.

[—𝕳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒆 @aranaeaenigmata]

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‌ She's so lucky he buys in bulk—
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[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

Going to need…all of those.

[—𝕳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒆 @aranaeaenigmata]

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‌ Currently cooking up some sausage patties for breakfast sandwiches.
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[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

Wow, that has no correlation at all.

[𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒆. ── @SATANASLICITUM]

So I can beat you in the courtroom professionally.

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

Seriously, why do you never have clothes?

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

𝘞𝘰𝘰𝘧. What a week!

…What do you mean it’s only Wednesday?

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

@LawWithoutFear @FATALBLASTS Jessica, I advise you not to acknowledge Mr. Murdock’s rather childish attempts at provocation.

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

@FATALBLASTS @LawWithoutFear Aw! I appreciate that!

Now, it’s probably best if we leave Mr. Murdock to his own devices and discuss your case.

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

@LawWithoutFear @FATALBLASTS I’ll have to ask you to leave my client alone, Mr. Murdock.

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

@FATALBLASTS @LawWithoutFear Hi, jumping in here! Don’t panic, Jessica. I have beaten him before. Ask Cap. (She-Hulk 2014, for those of you keeping track at home!)

It’s still raw for Counselor Murdock.

You’re in good hands!

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

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[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“They do. They think you’re totally cringe, Wade.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Touché. I think the kids call it “being totally cringe” but what do I know?”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“I think the list of things wrong with you is one of the longest lists in the planet. Might be longer than Santa’s.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“I can take rejection! Just ask the X-Men! Actually, don’t do that, and whatever they tell you is entirely out of context and I am totally innocent.”

“What’s so bad about me anyway? Who doesn’t want a best friend that never dies?”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“It’s never gonna happen. And if it ever does, I reject the canon.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Oh, c’mon, we’re even complimentary colors! The crossovers practically write themselves! We’d be a total odd couple kinda situation.”

“You tell me I need to behave because you have a big dinner with the partners, I accidentally bring a supervillain date like Mole Man…”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“I try not to.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“You just get me, dontcha?”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“Good. You need it.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Oh good, then I can keep going in my denial.”