𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬.

Oh, look! The umpteenth no life loser who thinks he’s funny enough to write the Regeneratin’ Degenerate!

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

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𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗔 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛
𝗪𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗪. 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗦𝗢𝗡
But you probably know him as

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

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In the immortal words of
𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 --
𝙐𝙋, 𝙐𝙋, 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔!

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

How can you be so confident and so wrong in one sentence?

[𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥-𝗠𝗔𝗡. @Websational]

Don’t feel bad. I’m sure you still have Logan in your corner.

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

Just disappointed. Hashtag heartbroken.

[𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥-𝗠𝗔𝗡. @Websational]

You sound surprised.

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Touché. I think the kids call it “being totally cringe” but what do I know?”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“I think the list of things wrong with you is one of the longest lists in the planet. Might be longer than Santa’s.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

E tu, Spider-Man?

[𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥-𝗠𝗔𝗡. @Websational]

And I thought I talked too much.

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“I can take rejection! Just ask the X-Men! Actually, don’t do that, and whatever they tell you is entirely out of context and I am totally innocent.”

“What’s so bad about me anyway? Who doesn’t want a best friend that never dies?”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“It’s never gonna happen. And if it ever does, I reject the canon.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

Who said I talk too much?

That’s an unfair criticism if you ask me. I talk just the right amount for plot relevancy and humor to be balanced! I mean, who wants to give artists and writers an excuse to be lazy with something like a dialogue-less issue?! As if!

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Oh, c’mon, we’re even complimentary colors! The crossovers practically write themselves! We’d be a total odd couple kinda situation.”

“You tell me I need to behave because you have a big dinner with the partners, I accidentally bring a supervillain date like Mole Man…”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“I try not to.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

Is it wrong to ragebait superheroes into beating you up and chasing you if it’s actually for a good reason?

They don’t actually listen to me when I try to warn them about danger so sometimes it’s just more effective to piss ‘em off and play chase.

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“You just get me, dontcha?”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“Good. You need it.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Oh good, then I can keep going in my denial.”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“Then I just won’t say anything!”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Who could have said that to you?! Who else does our schtick?! And don’t say Gwenpool because I’ll know you’re telling the truth and my feelings will be hurt immensely!”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“Yes, they so do. Someone last week said ‘me when I see those ugly yellow speech bubbles on the page’.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Nobody says that about my text bubbles, fake news even. As a lawyer I thought you’d know better than to hurl around libel.”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“I’m just telling you what they’re all saying.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Mean. Just, mean.”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“Yeah, but they’re like, the worst shade of yellow!”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Wow, rude, so-RRY for trying to stand out. Some of us like a little flair over boring ol’ white.”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“Like usual. Just don’t bring those ugly yellow speech bubbles around.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Well if they do end up doing more swimsuit editions then I’m sure you’ll get heavy featuring. Ya know, synergy and all that.”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“It’s only for Rivals synergy. Marvel is in their flop era, and they don’t really know what to do with me anyway.”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Hey, which one of us has a currently on-going series?!”

[JEN. @GAMMAATLAW]

“If you really did it better, why are you always the guy nobody invited these days?”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

“Oh great, now I get to look forward to her constantly telling people she broke the 4th wall first.”

“Too bad I did it better, hashtag sorry not sorry!”

[𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬. @MyWriterIsAHack]

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,

BATMAN!