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[Jake @GARR03]

Question of the day for you @KFCradio
You can only drink alcohol during one season, which season do you choose? #barstool

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Import the Third World, become the Third World. That’s what we just saw. This won’t stop Trump. He’ll win the election if he’s not killed first. But it does mark the end of the fairest justice system in the world. Anyone who defends this verdict is a danger to you and your family.

[Jake @GARR03]

@wfaaweather Rain in Hickory Creek! Never thought I'd be so excited about precipitation

[Jake @GARR03]

Ah yes, ownership being a dick to fans on Opening Day. Lmao this organization is a disaster

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

"Where are you gonna go? Sell the team to who?" - Phil Castellini being this condescending to Reds fans on Opening Day. Bold move.

#SellTheTeamBob

[JimmothyUNO @FFBYOUNGBOY]

This the funniest shit I’ve seen. 😂 Everything about this funny as hell. 😂😂

[Jake @GARR03]

Death. Taxes. Bengals running up the middle for 2 yards on first down

[DinoStore @DinoStoreCo]

Who doesn't love a Who Dey Dino?
Lets go Bengals!

Love, DinoStore

#whodey
#bengals

https://t.co/8E7Xs2joe3 https://t.co/p7LiAxGDxZ

[Jake @GARR03]

Gotta represent X in a sea of UC
@Danagardens

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Nobody is dying from covid. CDC just said to treat it like common common cold. People are acting like it’s a death sentence. What are we doing here? Life is short. You don’t get back the days you waste being scared.

[Jake @GARR03]

@briangates31 I fly with pre, protein and creatine often and never had any issues. To save space I put the number of servings I need in zip lock bags, label them, and keep in my carry on. Have never had any taken

[Jake @GARR03]

Hey @Reds, since you have made your cost saving goals clear, here are some other ways to allocate resources:
Reduce the 35 man roster to 0!
Don't field a team and sell the outfield as sod!
All of those bats can be turned into plywood, heard those prices are still up!

Go Reds!

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

The #Reds today announced the following transactions:

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The personal foul in Jets Bengals game is a fireable offense in my mind. That ref can’t be trusted and needs to be eliminated. Changed the course of history with that call. Worst call I’ve ever seen. #whodey

[Jake @GARR03]

@libsoftiktok Why does an organization like @peta exist if they don't use their influence to call attention to this horrific and cruel treatment of these animals

[Abigail Jackson 🇺🇸 @abigailmarone]

The issue is not paternity leave here. The issue is Buttigieg taking 2 months of leave during a supply chain crisis without telling Americans he would be gone. He suddenly became “proud” of the paternity leave & started promoting it after everyone was like ‘where are you’???

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

You also shouldn’t be able to profit off your position during or after term. No books,paid speaking gigs etc. We’d see who truly wants to help and who wants to use political office for personal gain

[Jake @GARR03]

Hey @UberEats you have to know at this point that the stupid doorbell sound you insist on putting in every commercial is driving every dog and dog owner in America crazy. We all hate you for it.
Please stop with the doorbell nonsense. #SundayNightFootball

[Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant]

Never trust the Media Party.

[Jake @GARR03]

@skwamus I think Ive identified the source of their training videos

[Jake @GARR03]

@Bengals Please. Extend. His. Contract. Thx.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I still can't stop laughing a this. 😂 How can anyone on the planet be this ridiculously cringeworthy fake?