Hip Hip Jorge

You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas. - David “Davy” Crockett. Proud to be a Fightin' Texas Aggie!

[cow @cowincrisis]

it does

[Hip Hip Jorge @GATillbilly]

@SecondAmendment I see no pitting? I’d hunt with that as is.

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

“The purge” would never work. Not because of anything bad but there’s a possibility everyone would team up and hunt pedos and that would be terrible for the elite.

[Aggies Recruiting @AggiesRecruitEx]

Texas A&M sent over TWENTY THOUSAND soldiers to WW2.
14,123 officers, more than USNA and USMA COMBINED.
Another 6,000ish students dropped out to enlist.

953 Aggies gave their lives in World War Two.

So, yes. Yes we are.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10

[Hip Hip Jorge @GATillbilly]

@FreezeFriars @LuluGNavarro Ball knower.

[MLB @MLB]

James Earl Jones performed an iconic rendition of the national anthem at the 1993 MLB All-Star Game 👏

The legendary actor memorably appeared in the baseball movies “Field of Dreams” and “The Sandlot.”

#July4th #MLB #USA

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

Shouts out the caveman back in bungabunga times who decided to toss dinner scraps to wolves.
Fast forward 40,000 years and now I got a furry little dude who’s just always happy and we love each other more than life itself.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Everyone, stop what you're doing and watch this. It'll make your day 100x better

[Hip Hip Jorge @GATillbilly]

@ToneDigz Ight man. Just steal my post.

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

Happy Independence Day to my fellow Americans.
Times can be hard. They’ve been harder before.
Politics can be divisive. They’ve been more divisive before.
We have our cultural differences.
We have our varying accents.
We’re all different in a lot of ways.
Because we’re Americans.
We’re a nation of individualists.
We’re a nation of hard-headed, independent, freedom-loving people who don’t like being told what to do.
I’ve been all over this beautiful nation and I can tell you that the beauty doesn’t just come from our land, but it primarily comes from our People.
I love America and I am proud to be an American.
Happy Independence Day America.
🇺🇸

[Paul Anleitner @PaulAnleitner]

The Sandlot has the single greatest vision of American life ever put on film.

This scene is what it’s all about. 🇺🇸

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

The European mind simply cannot comprehend a random citizen playing the national anthem with a semi automatic rifle in their backyard shooting range

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

I was at a Blake Shelton concert one time where he got hammered and we all cheered so much at Ol’ Red he played it twice in a row for us.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

On July 4th, 2022, a protester tried to interrupt the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Joey Chestnut, mid-hot dog inhale, immediately put him in a headlock and then went right back to eating. He still won the contest that year. Legend.

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Super Bowl wins:
USA - 58
England - 0

Revolutionary Wars won:
USA - 1
England- 0

Chick-Fil-A's:
USA - 3059
England - 0

[Hip Hip Jorge @GATillbilly]

Happy birthday, USA.
#usa #250 #itiscallersoccer #worldcup #putitinreverseterry
@CNN @FoxNews @barstoolsports @UnsubscribeCast @The_King_Trout @Fat_Electrician @TheAKGuy @harryjsisson #theghostoftobykeith
#whatthefuckisakilometer

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Friendly reminder to stay safe this Fourth of July weekend

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cupcake. She is either living her best life or really going through it. Either way, probably best to give her a moment. 14/10