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Uh oh, we seemed to have dropped something...uhhh Jersey Devil might be delayed again.

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Yup...still closed.

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@Unofficial_WA Deal

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Well uhh, I forgot this was here... Uhhh I guess I'm supposed to make an announcement... We aren't opening ever again.

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you may not like it but this is what peak anatomy looks like

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Disney got rid of the Magical Express. Totally unrelated to that, we have new shuttle busses in the park. Just make sure you're not in the middle of the paths, we cut the brakes.

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Fuck them kids

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@wemunofficial Our ride ops just left man.

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Our ride ops have finally had enough...

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Our fountain was been replaced with straight Froggy's Simply Sanitizer. Enjoy the new smell of the park.

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The Six Flags Snipers have been very busy at our park recently, we hope all the others can understand.

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Our new Johnny Rockets comes completely fixed with all burger toppings like ketchup, mustard, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, and the crowd favorites: sunscreen, bug spray, flies, and hornets.

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mmmmmmmm pimkle

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We hate kids. That's why we removed a whole section of kiddie rides for Jersey Devil.

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I'm only gonna say this once and I better get an answer. WHO TOOK THE TEACUPS AND WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM???

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@ThemeParkReview @DisneyParks Y'all get any Starbucks there?

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What's a roller coaster?

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Jersey Devil is now an SLC.

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Fuck it, we have a Peoplemover now. Suck it Disney.

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@KDunofficial Look at the comments on their most recent post

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Guess we gotta remind everyone that everyone with UNOFFICIAL in their username is not the official or at all associated with the parks they are "representing." We are meant for satire because your parks can't even bring the appropriate amount of fun to guests.

RIP@unofficial_hp