PolishHammr

Any tweets fully opinions/musings of my own creation.

[PolishHammr @GBGski]

@HawkEmDownChris Brad Muster

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@HawkEmDownChris Orleans Darkwa

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@postcrabcore Zeke Mowatt

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@postcrabcore Ramses Barden

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Mamdani and AOC are spotted laughing with each other as people cry while the names of those who died are read during the 9/11 Memorial in New York City.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

I, for one, am shocked

[Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡ @shanaka86]

BREAKING: The Strait of Hormuz is no longer closed. It is no longer open. It is something the world has never seen before: a permissioned corridor run by the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, priced at $2 million per vessel, payable in yuan.

Three ships transited in the last 24 hours. Three. Out of a pre-war average of 60 per day. Total throughput: 310,000 deadweight tonnes. Three percent of normal. Four hundred vessels are waiting outside the strait right now. One hundred and fifty tankers. One hundred and twenty bulk carriers. One hundred and thirty others. Waiting for permission from the IRGC Navy to enter a 5-nautical-mile channel between Larak and Qeshm islands inside Iranian territorial waters.

This is how the gate works. A vessel operator contacts approved intermediaries with IRGC connections, submitting full documentation: IMO number, ownership chain, cargo manifest, destination, crew list. The intermediaries forward the package to the IRGC Navy’s Hormozgan Provincial Command for sanctions screening, cargo alignment checks that prioritise oil over all other commodities, and geopolitical vetting. The toll is approximately $2 million per tanker. For a VLCC carrying 2 million barrels, that is $1 per barrel. Preferred currency: yuan. If the vessel passes, the IRGC issues a clearance code and route instructions. Upon approach, VHF radio hail, AIS verification, patrol boat escort. One ship at a time. Through the narrowest channel of the most important waterway on Earth.

Iranian crude is still flowing. Approximately 1.1 to 1.5 million barrels per day, mostly to China, at near pre-war levels. Iran’s own oil transits the strait it controls. The blockade applies to everyone else. Iran is simultaneously the gatekeeper and the primary beneficiary. The toll funds the IRGC. The IRGC maintains the gate. The gate generates the toll. The circle is self-sustaining.

Now look at what is NOT transiting. Fertiliser. Gulf nations supply 49 percent of the world’s exported urea. Ammonia requires the natural gas that Qatar declared Force Majeure on and that Iranian strikes disrupted at South Pars. Effectively zero fertiliser vessels have received approval through the permissioned corridor. The IRGC is prioritising oil because oil generates revenue. Fertiliser does not. The molecules that feed four billion people are trapped behind a gate that only opens for molecules that fund the gatekeeper.

The yuan preference is the structural shift that outlasts the war. Every tanker that pays in yuan instead of dollars establishes a precedent. Every precedent weakens the petrodollar architecture that has governed energy trade since 1974. The IRGC is not just blocking a strait. It is building an alternative payment rail under live fire. The $2 million toll in yuan is not a fee. It is a proof of concept for a post-dollar energy settlement system, stress-tested in the most extreme conditions imaginable: a three-front war with the world’s largest military.

The world’s central banks are trapped by the same strait: the Fed cannot cut, the ECB is hiking, the BOJ is tightening. Six countries are rationing fuel. Japan’s 10-year yield hit a 27-year high. Slovenia has QR codes at the pump. South Korea is barring government vehicles one day per week. And behind all of it, 400 ships wait outside a 5-nautical-mile channel for a clearance code from the IRGC Navy, payable in a currency that is not the dollar.

Twenty percent of the world’s oil supply. Controlled by a VHF radio call and a yuan transfer. The strait did not close. It changed ownership.

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[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

Well, the reason for the call today, John, is…something just came across my desk. John, it is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last 6 months. The company is ‘Quality Learning Center’, a cutting edge children’s daycare center located in the heart of Minneapolis

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

My favorite thing ever is when the NYT does a profile on a lib that did something bad and needs an image boost. They always have two pictures: the first has the subject in their house wearing a sweater and looking out a closed window. This creates the impression that they are hiding from a mob and just want to be left alone, and the NYT will run this pic regardless of whether the subject started the fight in the first place. The second picture has the subject walking in a park or a garden looking pensive, as if to suggest that they will bravely push through their fear and ultimately triumph over the bad guys.

[PolishHammr @GBGski]

@TMZ Sweep the leg!

[PolishHammr @GBGski]

@AlexWilsonESM totally clean/legal and Dart is a friggin idiot / deserves the shot for not getting the heck out of bounds.

[PolishHammr @GBGski]

@TommyG105 we need to lock him down long term for QB2. Great locker room guy and as you said, its at least fun and we have a better than avg chance to put points on the board

[PolishHammr @GBGski]

@BowTiedBroke do they allow belligerent bully bears to visit with @BowTiedBroke

[PolishHammr @GBGski]

@unusual_whales so we call dipshits with $5400 in crypto 'traders' now?

[PolishHammr @GBGski]

@TheOnlyDSC lol, there is absolutely no truth to this post whatsoever

[𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 🏆 @AbdulCarterMVP]

This has to go down as one of the best throws in NFL history but it’s not talked about enough.
https://t.co/mgXeILx0kG

[PolishHammr @GBGski]

@TheClemReport our franchise is the laughingstock of the league. how far we have fallen. Can somebody buy out Mara? Hell, step down and give it to Kate or Rooney...

[PolishHammr @GBGski]

@zerohedge does anyone actually believe this?

[PolishHammr @GBGski]

@McDuffieEnjoyer The real question is, how many times does it drop?

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

What it feels like being a New York Giants fan