The Smackedmeat Boys

Ironically a communist. Trying to be a decent person. Delivery Driver for Dominos. Woman Respecter.

[The Smackedmeat Boys @GBrinlee]

Kyle Early-Bass
Evan Markle-Guitar
Me-Guitar
Smooth Nougat has arrived. Song name is : Vanilla Sun.

[The Smackedmeat Boys @GBrinlee]

@Nathaniel_Mosby They both go hand in hand. People are becoming more sensitive because they're ignorant about our history and societies attempt at always trying to be a SJW does more generational damage than we anticipate because kids grow up believing they're special and they're anything but

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@Nathaniel_Mosby I couldn't have said it better. My fear is that nationwide kids are becoming so sensitive that they'll never know how to grow up because they focus on technology and micro aggressions. I don't see that at Adair, but nationally it's growing and that scares me

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@MalloryZach I used to be idealistic like that and believe in raising people up, but the world doesn't raise you up. The world calls for people to be aware of their own futility. We're all the same organic dying matter. Don't get me wrong, I hope everyone does good, but the chance are slim

[The Smackedmeat Boys @GBrinlee]

Message to Adair Seniors: The past 12 years have just been the tip of the iceberg for how bad all of your lives will be.

Take solace in the fact that we all hate it and one day we'll all die 🤷🏻‍♀️.

Also no one cares how hard you partied You're 12 years old what can you do

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Message to Adair Seniors: 99.9% of you won't do what you want to do, and if you're able to get through college you better hope that job is hiring.

Most of you will have to learn how to weld.

PS: Literally no one cares how good you were at football so stop telling us.

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Message to Adair Seniors: Don't get excited about graduation. It's all downhill from here. If you struggled in high school academically or emotionally like I did, well, don't worry it gets worse.

So much worse.

[The Smackedmeat Boys @GBrinlee]

"I do not know why so many young men have to die. You would think it would break the heart of God."

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@Nathaniel_Mosby Send him help.

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I used to do crossfit so I guess you could say I'm a survivor of a cult.

I was able to get out but millions of innocent people are trapped in the vicious machine of CrossFit

[The Smackedmeat Boys @GBrinlee]

As a dominos employee I agree with this

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"They're all females that's why they're called ladybugs."

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But with my luck I'll be getting married when I'm 200 years old.

The joke here is that people don't live to be 200.

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Once one of my grandparents joked that I should be getting married soon.

I'm 19, dude.

World War 2 is over, you don't have to marry random people for the tax benefits anymore.

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Finally got it on vinyl

[Moments of History @FolksOfHistory]

“If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favourable.” - Seneca