Galactic Conservancy

Environmental Protection in a Star Wars Universe

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

@vivthesetter Right?? Fail to get proper permits and buy-in and all projects are doomed

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

Emperor Palpatine began construction of this monstrosity with NO environmental review, NO commercial building permit; and NO community input

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

Look, we're no fans of Darth Vader but we do appreciate his commitment to Farm-Gas Mining Colony-Table food

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

Yoda's hovel has no septic system. His waste just dumps right into the swamp. That's partly why Dagobah water quality is SO POOR #NO

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

Vast herds of Bantha once roamed Tatooine, but theyre frequently run over by Sandcrawlers. They need PROTECTION.

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

This used to be a tranquil river full of fish. Now? Dirt. Why? Climate change, over-irrigation, Jabba's hydroelectric dam fiasco. #NO

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

Sarlacc 👏 are 👏 not 👏 garbage 👏 disposals!

#StopLitteringTatooine #KeepTatooineClean

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

restraining bolts = slavery. Say #NO to unpaid droid labor https://t.co/bARIqv4SJc

[Star Wars @starwars]

May we suggest a restraining bolt? https://t.co/ZjGrR9rsgp

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

The small endemic population of Alderaan Bantha was about to be listed under the Galactic Species Act, but was eradicated by a sky laser

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

There were once massive herds of Spike-horned Bison on Alderaan, now all frigging dead. #WildlifeOfAlderaan #RIP

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

think any environmental reviews were conducted before all this shield generator construction on Endor? NOPE. Rare ferns crushed.

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

there is a rare subspecies of Tatooine Sand-Rat living only underneath Jabba's Palace. They MUST be protected.

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

Ewoks are permitted to use these creatures as part of traditional hunting practices but NO ONE else is. #culture #respect

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

the noise of operating Speeder Bikes disrupt nesting Endorian Woodpeckers #No

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

wild Rancors are captured for circuses and sideshows and are treated TERRIBLY trust us we have secret footage

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

Bulls-eyeing Womp Rats? Dismembering Wampas? What's this Skywalker asshole have against "wamp" wildlife? He must be stopped.

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

Scientist on Alderaan had just discovered a new species of Lark in these mountains. Now, everyone is dead. #WildlifeOfAlderaan

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

@Mark_Elsoffer holy shit I didn't even know that. LET'S NUKE THEM #NukeTheEwoks

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

so angry that rare Endorian Redwoods were cut down to smash this AT-ST. #SaveTheTrees

[Galactic Conservancy @GConservancy]

Genon-4 Ion Engines burn LOTS of fuel and contribute to galactic climate change!