registered flexoffender

with hate,

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

IF YOU UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE

[c @cokebeyc]

it got bigger than me now it’s trying to get rid of me

[Ybg Dong @femboxd]

That time I pulled up 123Movies to watch a movie on my phone and woke up with scheduled Porn notifications on my Calendar app for the next 3 years

[john playful @johnplayful]

Was texted by an unknown number. Thank you to the group chat for the reply ideas

[sofia 🦦 @riossofia7]

sometimes you date a girl without a car and you say no it’s okay babe i don’t need you to give me gas money i love you. and then she breaks up with you and you think well i wouldn’t mind having more money right about now

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Jansport was never cheap. I hate it when y'all try to rewrite history.

[❀˖° @s3xican]

Who else has nothing and no one

[Liz @sengrahamresign]

yeah i hate when my loved ones don’t want to spend sixty fucking dollars on a 20-40 minute uber from the airport and instead expect me, someone who loves them, to sacrifice a single hour of my time to help them out

[nat @natzattack]

anybody else been going through the depths of hell for the past two weeks or is it just me

[g @34rths]

There are only so many tomorrows So do whatever you want NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[isa (ee-suh) 🍰 @1OfreakygirIs]

When the plane lands and the pilot says “…..and if this is home, welcome home”

[mia @httpsosweet]

I love asking clarifying questions like What is that What did you say What does that mean What

[brewster @brewsternova]

I love when a rapper realizes they said something gross and the adlib is “ew!”

[X @Xouy17]

Right now is a terrible time to piss me off, I will never talk to you again. Idgaf who you are.

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Be Kind to Everything that Lives

[registered flexoffender @GETTlNGSODAS]

@asphodelkitty @neofl0wer this shit has me fkn crying

[registered flexoffender @GETTlNGSODAS]

@frutilleria are his fingers broken

[taylor @fourleggedgirl]

tweezed a load bearing eyebrow hair the night before my birthday

[Six @likethenumber6]

Micro cheat on me and see how I Macro overly superiority magma cum laude cheat on you bitch