sofia, paradoxical queen

she/her | queer | 21 | judging magic the gathering | L1 | priv @baubleenjoyer

[sofia, paradoxical queen @riossofia7]

i did look really pretty though if strangers r to be believed

[sofia, paradoxical queen @riossofia7]

put glitter on my face to go to the gay bar tn and now there is deadass glitter on every surface of my body. i found a sparkle in my panties please cut the cameras

[sofia, paradoxical queen @riossofia7]

@adamwasmo @CutieMarkMason and somehow this wasn’t a factor in deck selection?

[Carolyn Wang 凯伦 @caro_irl]

[F4A] You Are So Fucking Bad At Standard It’s Embarassing [Lifegain Degradation] [I'm Your Spotlight Opponent] [Dimir Midrange Speaker] [Countermagic] [Missed Triggers] [On The Play] [Wincon denial]

[MJ Lenderman Bot @WerentEvenShoes]

I wouldn't be in the seminary if I could be with you

[MJ Lenderman Bot @WerentEvenShoes]

I bought you a shirt from the local merch at the airport
Gave it to you and screamed, "You are every girl to me"

[shb @himbodhisattva]

Guy Debord argued that modern life was increasingly being replaced by representations of itself. In 1994, he died by suicide. David Foster Wallace proposed sincerity as an escape from recursive irony. In 2008, he died by suicide. Mark Fisher wrote about the ghosts of futures that never arrived. In 2017, he died by suicide.

Now it is our turn to solve postmodernism.

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

A new survey of 1,000 American adults found that the strongest supporters of transgender sports bans are not the people who admire women most: they are the people who hold the most hostile views about women.
https://t.co/jAW6tNO2gD

[Milan Busk @KarolusWangus]

The two most beautiful words on Wikipedia. Smallpox was the killer of infants. It was the crippler of those who survived. It was endemic. It was inevitable. Smallpox was, and is no more. Humanity stands triumphant over its carcass.

[Carmen Klomparens @Em_TeeGee]

Oh so now we're just doing free healthcare when it is explicitly about deleting trans people huh

[Nouveau Niche @whatthehellsure]

They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm

[sev @sevariiia]

houseofpsychoticwomn

[👻 ren girlhaunting @girlderping]

It's #BaldAssCoworkerAppreciationDay. Do you appreciate your bald ass coworker?

[Lobotomized quadruple amputee Byakuya Togami @lesguro]

"Do you have a penis or a vagina" I don't know. I've never looked down there and I'm scared to

[chloeΘΔ @chloepatti1]

Playing a bad standard deck and getting upset when I lose 🥰 #youmadethesandwich

[goosie 🐭 @pollypocketmode]

being anti-puke bowl makes you anti-science. Do you believe in soap or not

[sofia, paradoxical queen @riossofia7]

@weery_ depends on if u consent

[sofia, paradoxical queen @riossofia7]

@girl_cuboid2 counterpoint: it’s funnnnnn

[sofia, paradoxical queen @riossofia7]

@girl_cuboid2 u should start playing magic oomfie

[sofia, paradoxical queen @riossofia7]

@ivymede NOT TRUE!!!! if i hated u i wouldn’t be engaging with this bit at all.