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[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@protostarDean I just finished “It’s Literally Just Mowing.”571 streets and my presidential card! What a simple yet super fun game. Well done

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@protostarMatt I just finished “It’s Literally Just Mowing.”571 streets and my presidential card! What a simple yet super fun game. Well done

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@onepeloton I added a quick 5 minute stretch into my day. Jermain Johnson was wearing pizza socks. #totallyawesome!! I have never been so inspired! 🍕🧦

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@MetaQuestVR May I have one, please?

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@DannyRMcBride may be the funniest human being alive!

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@alyankovic I am terribly ashamed to admit that, as a lifelong fan, it was only 2 days ago that I got the “show me how to get down” joke from I Want A New Duck.

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@alyankovic I am terribly ashamed to admit that, as a lifelong fan, it was only 2 days ago that I got the “show me how to get down” joke from I Want A New Duck.

[Donnie Mickey @Wrightxctrack]

Congrats to Ashton Tolson, Bryan Key, Alex Reimert, and Andrew Hall for earning All-State at the state track championships

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@dgldave @iced327 @Orioles @JohnPAngelos @MayorBMScott Are you implying that "folks of color" aren't able to obtain a valid identification?

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@MLB I can not BELIEVE this decision regarding the All Star Game. I sincerely hope you lose every fan! Lord knows you've lost this one.

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@NellyKorda I suck at golf and I need some advice to hit straighter drives. Can you help?

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

Day Date Part 2: Dinner time with the love of my life 🍽️ @ MaGerk's BelAir https://t.co/uHnJaMfldw

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

Day date with the love of my life 🍺 @ Independent Brewing Company https://t.co/8Q41nTulDN

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@TiffaniThiessen The weather where I live has been pretty crummy all day. Lots of rain and cool temperatures. How are things out your way?

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@TheVannaWhite Ma'am. I am in Myrtle Beach often and I am a terrible golfer (I shoot 100-120 most rounds). It would be a life dream fulfilled to play a round with you.

(Congrats on the 96 by the way!)

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@2K I've gotta tell you. #PGA2k21 is one of the best new games I have played in a looooong time.

Gotta save that currency so I can grab those Christmas clothes!!

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@NintendoAmerica I just noticed this. The 'N' stands for "number". In this case you are telling me to "scratch off for personal identification number number."

If you have other gift cards you would like me to check for quality control purposes, feel free to send them on over!

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@NintendoAmerica don't you know that the 'N' in P.I.N. stands for "number?"

[G Eaton @GEaton2]

@chipgaines Chip! I am absolutely terrible at golf, but I would LOVE to play with you one day (this would be a real live dream come true!!) Let me know when you wanna get together.